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sitonmybass

Certain large instrument makers who shall remain nameless trash their instruments intentionally and charge a premium for this "service."


I know, I just don't "get" that one...
Why charge a premium for it when I can do it myself (with the help of a few drunk audience members) for free?
I have a custom made T-shirt that says on the front "I SEE DRUNK PEOPLE." I should wear that shirt more often.
 
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Mrs.sitonmybass

Waiting also demonstrates patience and maturity, which always impresses the ladies we're married to.

Okay...I thought my dear husband had shown great maturity when he said he should wait...but I don't actually recall hearing him say anything...it may have been a nod, or a grunt that I assumed meant he agreed with my wise and thoughtful advice....I see now that I was mistaken. :eek: He has always been so "logical" in his purchase decisions, never once purchasing a bass for purely emotional reasons. :rolleyes: Until this moment, he has had me completely fooled!!! :D

Darn you Mr. Ball, you marketing genius, you! :mad: You've turned my husband from a passionate bass lover into a foaming-at-the-mouth, frenzied, pacing, hand-wringing, agitated, sleep-deprived, fanatical, obsessed, glassy-eyed, quivering mass of lunacy.
 

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Okay...I thought my dear husband had shown great maturity when he said he should wait...but I don't actually recall hearing him say anything...it may have been a nod, or a grunt that I assumed meant he agreed with my wise and thoughtful advice....I see now that I was mistaken. :eek: He has always been so "logical" in his purchase decisions, never once purchasing a bass for purely emotional reasons. :rolleyes: Until this moment, he has had me completely fooled!!! :D

Darn you Mr. Ball, you marketing genius, you! :mad: You've turned my husband from a passionate bass lover into a foaming-at-the-mouth, frenzied, pacing, hand-wringing, agitated, sleep-deprived, fanatical, obsessed, glassy-eyed, quivering mass of lunacy.

Dear Mrs.sitonmybass, I feel your pain... unfortunately, you're preaching to the converted. We're mostly a quivering mass of foaming-at-the-mouth, frenzied, pacing, hand-wringing, agitated, sleep-deprived, fanatical, obsessed, glassy-eyed EBMM nuts here.

Andy
 
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Dear Mrs.sitonmybass, I feel your pain... unfortunately, you're preaching to the converted.

Andy

You're right. I am preaching to the converted, so perhaps you'll appreciate this little anecdote...Tonight my husband's band, Stormbringer, played at one of their more high-end venues. While performing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody," instead of singing "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me," he sang, "Big Al-zebub has a five-string put aside for me...for me...for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I don't think the audience noticed, but I almost fell off my bar stool. :eek:

He's wearin' me down, Boys and Girls...Not to mention that when we viewed the NAMM pics, we both audibly drew our breath in when we saw the blue BIG AL 5 single H.
 

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he sang, "Big Al-zebub has a five-string put aside for me...for me...for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I don't think the audience noticed, but I almost fell off my bar stool. :eek:

Hilarious!!! :D

He's wearin' me down, Boys and Girls...Not to mention that when we viewed the NAMM pics, we both audibly drew our breath in when we saw the blue BIG AL 5 single H.

Oh my... I finally got to ask... you don't happen to have a beautiful unmarried sister that would like to move to Switzerland?! Looking at bass pictures together, how unbelievably romantic!
 
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sitonmybass

Hi sitonmybass,

Could you bear to part with one of your other basses to pay for what you really want? Surely there must be one or two of the herd that are getting less play time and can be parted with?

Cheers

Andy

On February 15th, my Big Al 5 single H rosewood was ordered. :D

I had only saved up enough money to cover the 25% down payment when I placed the order. :eek:

Just today I sold a bass to help finance the Big Al 5 single H rosewood. :)

Your response stuck with me and helped me to make what I know was the right decision. :rolleyes:

Thanks.
 
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