A Beginner's Guide To Wonderwipes

[azzy_wazzy]

We decided to re-string the Albert Lee this morning, and take the opportunity to photograph a demonstration of the miraculous Wonder Wipes. I apologise for the 6-stringed content - however I shall gladly redo the demo if someone would like to send me some new strings for the Sterling - preferably flats

Ah hem - may I please welcome my beautiful assistant Trevor!

The newly de-strung AL ready for wipeage! (By the way, the whole locking tuner thing confused me until I realised how they worked - story for another thread)

Hmmm Fretboard Conditioner - I wonder what this does?

Mmmm orangey goodness!

The wipes working their magic

Ooooh birdseye

What a gorgeous neck!

Ewwwww grubby wipe!

Trev follows up on his promise to attempt to try and eat a Wonder Wipe - eeeep - no, not a dirty one!

Polish Wipes in action:

Man I love Cherry Burst!

My turn to demo the string wipes!

TA-DAAAAAAAH!

Magical

Needless to say, Kids, Don't Try This At Home!!!!

 

[BigTony]

All I can say is no man would be using the string wipes that way, get in there with em lady! Give it a bit of elbow grease!!

Trev, MOVE AWAY FROM THE WONDER WIPES!!!!

 

[RitchieDarling]

AHHHH! 'Tis a lovely AL you have there! And newly cleaned and shiny!

It looks great!

Ritchie

 

[tiffles]

thats the way the packet says to use them!! Good stuff guys!! love your demo lol!! GORGEOUS AL!! good to see him all gorgeous and shiny...PS. mojo comes from within, not from what could be used as evidence in a murder investigation.

 

[maddog]

Thanks for the tutorial Azzy. Might need to start playing more so I can justify getting some.

 

[saxnbass]

Great tutorial Azzy. Nice shirt, I have one like that too.
Maybe I'll send you a set of flats, I have a set I'm not using, we'll discuss it.
And how are those string cleaners working out? I haven't tried them yet.

 

[adouglas]

Is it just me, or are the first five photos not showing up for anyone else?

 

[saxnbass]

Not working for me either. I didn't even notice there were supposed to be pics there.

 

[Bill]

Very cool, Azzy & Trev!

(I have a shirt like that on its way to me right now.)

 

[azzy_wazzy]

There we go guys - all fixed now I blame weirdness with Picasa - sods

 

[Big Poppa]

Azzy you look like a nurse who is about to do something very painful...

 

[azzy_wazzy]

Azzy you look like a nurse who is about to do something very painful...

Heehee I think I missed my calling! I'm wasted in the world of marketing

 

[Fraxture]

Azzy you look like a nurse who is about to do something very painful...

He speaks from experience?
Lucky Devil

 

[bassmonkeee]

thats the way the packet says to use them!!

Which just reinforces Tony's comments since most men won't read directions first.

 

[1Echo]

Which just reinforces Tony's comments since most men won't read directions first.

You beat me to it.

 

[saxnbass]

Hmmm.... I read the directions, even though I haven't used them......

 

[BigTony]

Which just reinforces Tony's comments since most men won't read directions first.

I think the instructions must only come on the large cannisters. I use the handy size ones and the instructions is the safety information.

 

[Jodizzle]

Fantastic display Azzy! You should go on tour with the Wipes!

 

[KennethB]

You should do a instructional-dvd.