• Ernie Ball
  • MusicMan
  • Sterling by MusicMan

ripley

Well-known member
Joined
Jan 25, 2005
Messages
307
Location
monster island
drummers are making me want to go somewhere and die.

so I come back to the states to record a demo with my former bass player... my axis SS was lost for a day in airline hell - but survived thanks to the best neck construction on the planet and a 30lb. atomic yellow Anvil case.

we reherse for a day. everything going great. ready and set to record god knows what... and suddenly our drummer calls us from another state and says he's going on tour in the northeast with his friend's (are you ready for this...?) Warrant cover band and he won't be at the recording session we've already put a deposit down on. and he wants his part of the deposit back "for condoms and shaving cream." I was too busy scratching my head to be angry.

we manage to find another drummer last night... but she blew off practice (having never played with us before) to get arrested for buying dope from an undercover cop. we're just winning all around. so now the verdict is that we're going to dump the original project in favor of an ambient, david torn-ish, experimental outing where we're going to record bass with guitar loops live with ME playng drums LIVE and putting in guitar lines afterward. I'm freaking out due to the fact that the only reason I'm "playing" drums is because I lost a coin toss.

on the up side, my bass player bought a sterling SUB and it really sounds bloody fantastic. also, this particular axis has flown from tokyo to the east coast 12 times now and has NOT ONCE had any issues with its neck.

folks @ MM: NEVER NEVER change. you guys are perfect.
 

olorin

Well-known member
Joined
Jun 18, 2006
Messages
221
Location
Boston, MA
A "Warrant" cover band....you mean, "She's my Cherry Pie" type sh#t? LOL...Damn, what am I doing I am going to put together a Thompson Twins cover band and tear it up..."Hold me now...hows the rest of that go? I recommend a 12 pack of Newcastle to wash that all down. LATE
 

heavymetaljames

Well-known member
Joined
Mar 23, 2006
Messages
229
I remember them well - good fun - What was the B side song on the single called (of Cherry Pie) - man that seems like a long time ago! I think I worked that out on the guitar before Cherry Pie but I can't remember it now!:D
 

olorin

Well-known member
Joined
Jun 18, 2006
Messages
221
Location
Boston, MA
Dude you got me there...but, speaking of old school you've got to pull out some nelson, the albino brothers and jam to that stuff. Uh, no. That was back i the day huh..LOL
 

DaveB

Well-known member
Joined
Jun 1, 2005
Messages
1,069
Location
St Albans, UK
heavymetaljames said:
I remember them well - good fun - What was the B side song on the single called (of Cherry Pie)

It wasnt "Uncle Tom's Cabin" was it - i thought that was a great song......but I was young and impressionable :)

Dave
 

olorin

Well-known member
Joined
Jun 18, 2006
Messages
221
Location
Boston, MA
Nah none of that...we had no music back in the late 80's early 90's but the alternative scene before it became mainstream. I miss those days, especially Orange County CA back in the 90's. That was my scene, crazy as it was and I got the goddamn tats and my wife and son to prove it. Social D forever guys, west side...
 

ripley

Well-known member
Joined
Jan 25, 2005
Messages
307
Location
monster island
I thought uncle tom's cabin was its own single....

I was thinking that an all male "Vixen" cover band would be pretty funny. dear god... or go the totally opposite direction and have a Sugarcubes cover band. but who would play that funny little trumpet, scream into the microphone and pass out from drinking cognac (sp?) on stage?
 
Last edited:

fbecir

Well-known member
Joined
Jul 3, 2005
Messages
2,992
Location
Paris, FRANCE
Drummers are always a problem ...

If you play in a small venue (a small pub for instance), they are taking too much space and they are playing too loud ...
I am seriously considering buying a drum machine for such case.
You can choose the volume ... the drum machine doesn't lose the tempo and doesn't get drunk !

Anybody has some experience with drum machines for playing live :confused: :confused:
 

beej

Moderator
Joined
Aug 16, 2004
Messages
12,311
Location
Toronto, Canada
Big Poppa said:
THis is exactly the reason why we dont make drums...can you imagine moderating a drum forum?

C'mon, that'd be easy. Everyone knows drummers can't read.

(Ripley ... bummer of a story!)
 

Ali

Well-known member
Joined
Apr 29, 2003
Messages
586
Location
Scotland
In alternative universe, the EBMM drum forum:

N0rM (typing with sticks): Bhjk dghljY%^%$£I&$^6fyul PYB` CVLIUX`S B,NF`V LIUT IHD
kbaim: 123412341234123..
Foggy: 12..1...12....2.....3....1235?



As for the story. Come on man, its a Warrant cover band. You have to give them credit for having absolutely no clue whatsoever :D

And yes, I'd rather have a machine...sorry drummers (who can read this) ;)
 
Last edited:

ripley

Well-known member
Joined
Jan 25, 2005
Messages
307
Location
monster island
so the conclusion is pretty amusing.

the recording came out OK, I think. but last night after we wrapped up, the original drummer actually showed up at my bass player's appartment looking to "hang" there "for like a while."

apparently he (drummer) had told his roommate he was leaving for good because this Warrant cover band was going to be his ticket to greatness or whatever. his roomie had his girlfriend move in over night and now there's nowhere in the appartment for the drummer to live. their "tour" turned out to actually be 3 shows (the singer didn't bother to tell the band that fact... he thought that "once people see how hard core we are we can book the rest of the tour from the road." --- "hard core?" )

we told him to hit the bricks and that it was clearly the universe punishing him for even considering making a future in a Warrant cover band.
 

edensdad

Well-known member
Joined
Nov 27, 2004
Messages
591
Location
Brooksville, FL, USA
DaveB said:
It wasnt "Uncle Tom's Cabin" was it - i thought that was a great song......but I was young and impressionable :)

Dave

That was a great song. The acoustic work in the beginning was a bit sloppy, though.
 

Bungo

Well-known member
Joined
Jan 9, 2006
Messages
1,410
Location
London
ripley said:
this Warrant cover band was going to be his ticket to greatness or whatever

Stop it now! You're killing me!

Being in the original Warrant was mostly a ticket to ridicule as I remember. Being in a Warrant cover band and that being a ticket to greatness is about the funniest thing I've heard all year!!!!!:D :D :D

PS Some friends of mine were planning a cover band that was going to cover Deep Purple, Rainbow and Whitesnake songs.

The plan was to call it ....Deep Rainsnake!!!!:D
 

beej

Moderator
Joined
Aug 16, 2004
Messages
12,311
Location
Toronto, Canada
ripley said:
we told him to hit the bricks and that it was clearly the universe punishing him for even considering making a future in a Warrant cover band.

Great ending to that story. Truth is, the universe will punish anyone in a Warrant cover band. :D
 
Top Bottom