Anyone here know how to warp time?

[Norrin Radd]

See it's like this. It's supposed to rain all weekend. Saturday my family is going to mom's house for a party because my uncle and cousin are coming to visit - otherwise known as Forced Family Fun. Sunday has been designated Spring Yard Work day. And, (most importantly) I've completed a trade for a new EBMM and it's scheduled to arrive on Monday!

SO, any expertise or help in meddling with the space-time continuum would be greatly appreciated! I know I can count on you knuckleheads to help me out!

 

[paranoid70]

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily"
-Bluto

 

[73h Nils]

Hop on in! You're paying for gas!... or is that, GAS?

 

[browndog]

Handfuls of Valium and a few bottles of Jack.

Even if things go slow, you won’t care.

 

[paranoid70]

"One day I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed, man."
"Black Sa - and THEN what happened??"
"I saw God, man."
-- Cheech and Chong

 

[ruinerr]

I hear ya.

Mine is due monday as well.

I have a lot of movies to watch, games to play, code to be written, then every now and then doing the pathetic ritual of looking at youtube vids of said incoming guitar.

Slow weekend is slow

 

[luv]

i think poeple used to take lsd for situations like this.....you'd probably forget all about monday though.

 

[CHill]

Make the most out of Forced Family Fun day because they wont be there forever.

 

[ScoobySteve]

If you can shred as fast as JP, (over a billion notes per second) then you can reverse the rotation of the earth. Maybe even turn back time.

 

[Tanax]

If you can shred as fast as JP, (over a billion notes per second) then you can reverse the rotation of the earth. Maybe even turn back time.

As demonstrated here by Mr. Petrucci: YouTube - John Petrucci Falls Off Stage where the earth spins around so fast that the ground hits him in the face.

 

[Dr.Strangenote]

SO, any expertise or help in meddling with the space-time continuum would be greatly appreciated! I know I can count on you knuckleheads to help me out!

From my understanding, you need one of those special hot tubs..

Hop on in! You're paying for gas!... or is that, GAS?

No gas needed, especially with the prices so high these days, you just need 1.21 gigawatts!

 

[GHWelles]

Yes this has been invented. Look at US patent application number 12/135,132 which is entitled "Time Machine Software". It is described as "A method and system for creating human robots with psychic abilities, as well as enabling a human robot to access information in a time machine to predict the future accurately and realistically."

I am not kidding.