BongoBilly
Member
I just bought a new Bongo a week ago. I played it for about two days straight, and since then I haven't even had time to open the case and gaze lovingly at it, never mind play it.
I work in the media in Boston, and the Democratic National Convention is here. I fear I won't have a chance to even touch the Bongo until next Friday. In fact, I'm at work now, while the Bongo sits 62 miles away.
My questions:
1. Will my Bongo resent me?
2. Should I quit my job? (Which would make procuring more Bongos quite difficult.)
3. Does a neglected Bongo turn bitter and moody?
4. Do you think the keynote speaker at the DNC would welcome a bass solo as he is introduced to the delegates?
5. If I carry my Bongo around Causeway Street, will any potential terrorists cringe in fear and confusion and return to their homelands with tales of a mighty weapon of bass destruction?
Sorry. It's been a long week. And the next four days are bound to be even longer.
I work in the media in Boston, and the Democratic National Convention is here. I fear I won't have a chance to even touch the Bongo until next Friday. In fact, I'm at work now, while the Bongo sits 62 miles away.
My questions:
1. Will my Bongo resent me?
2. Should I quit my job? (Which would make procuring more Bongos quite difficult.)
3. Does a neglected Bongo turn bitter and moody?
4. Do you think the keynote speaker at the DNC would welcome a bass solo as he is introduced to the delegates?
5. If I carry my Bongo around Causeway Street, will any potential terrorists cringe in fear and confusion and return to their homelands with tales of a mighty weapon of bass destruction?
Sorry. It's been a long week. And the next four days are bound to be even longer.