Question Bass jokes

[AlexBongoCrazy]

Got any bass jokes/puns/play on words to share with the forum?

I saw one on here by someone else "fret more, worry less" saw a couple of others though but i don't remember them. I do remember that I laughed and was amazed by their creativity.

 

[Stephen]

Something like this?

 

[danny-79]

Drummer locks himself out of his van.....
Still has to break the window to get the bass player out !!

 

[five7]

Only because he was in there with the drummer's girlfriend.

 

[keko]

May I write one about drummers? Yes I hope?

Here it is:

Q: Who are the best musicians friends?

A: Drummers!

 

[drTStingray]

May I write another one about drummers?

How can you tell the person knocking at your door is a drummer?

When the knocking is out of time.......................... :-D

 

[Norm66]

My all-time favorite musician joke:

"Two bass players walked by a bar. Well it could happen.

 

[nurnay]

St. Peter's at the gates. He asks a man, "What did you do on Earth?"

The man says, "I was a doctor."

St. Peter says, "Ok, go right through those pearly gates. Next! What did you do on Earth?"

The next person says, "I was a school teacher."

"Go right through those pearly gates. Next! And what did you do on Earth?"

The man says, "I was a bass player."

"Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the kitchen..."

 

[Mabongohogany]

Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a bass player."
Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways."

 

[DTG]

Son: "Daddy, I want to grow up and be a bass player."
Father: "Son, you can't have it both ways."

Lol !!!

What do the drummer and bass player have in common ??

The guitar players girlfriend !!

 

[MattOfSweden]

Q: What does a barber, an undertaker and a bassist have in common?


A:They are all in the business of making people look good.

 

[Smallmouth_Bass]

How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The keyboard player will get it with their left hand.

 

[Mabongohogany]

What did the bassist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it he loved it.

 

[naruki]

g-string

 

[danny-79]

Lol !!!

What do the drummer and bass player have in common ??

The guitar players girlfriend !!

LOL !! Thats a good one !!

 

[five7]

8 pound stingray 5

 

[Bass Control]

How do you know a bass player is standing at the door?

You can hear him fumbling for the key.

 

[DTG]

8 pound stingray 5

Dude lol that was good very good

 

[DTG]

Can we tell them even if they might be in slightly bad taste ?

 

[Manfloozy]

After a fantastic gig and the crazy partying that follows all the band members go back to their hotel rooms. The bass player lays down and finally falls asleep for some well earned rest....

An hour or so later he is awoken by loud knocking on his door. He answers it only to find a beautiful woman dressed only in a loosely closed trench coat.

The bass player asks politely " May I help you?"

The woman responds "I saw you tonight at your show. You were amazing... and I'm here to give you super sex."

The bass player scratches his head for a minute and again politely answers "Soup please, I'm kind of hungry..."