Smallmouth_Bass
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Why are bass players useless in the case of emergency?
Because they can only dial 1-5-1-5!
Because they can only dial 1-5-1-5!
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MrMusashi
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how do you know the stage is level?
the drummer drewls equally from both sides of the mouth..
what do you call a bassplayer without a girlfriend?
homeless..
MrM
the drummer drewls equally from both sides of the mouth..
what do you call a bassplayer without a girlfriend?
homeless..
MrM
MattOfSweden
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Deep in the African jungle, a safari was camped for the night. In the darkness, distant drums began a relentless throbbing that continued until dawn.
The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad."
This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what's the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said.
"Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari.
"Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"
The safari members were disturbed, but the guide reassured them: "Drums good. When drums stop, very bad." Every night the drumming continued, and every night the guide reiterated, "Drums good. When drums stop, VERY bad."
This continues for several days until one morning the drumming suddenly stops and all the natives panic and run screaming. The man asks the guide what's the matter? The guide looking very frightened says: "When drums stop, VERY, VERY bad," he said.
"Why is it bad?" asked a member of the safari.
"Because when drums stop, bass solo begin!"
Holdsg
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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to screw it in.
Five to sit around afterwards talking about how they could have done it better.
One to screw it in.
Five to sit around afterwards talking about how they could have done it better.
