Bovinehost harassment thread

[strummer]

Yup, this thread is created only so that I may harass Jack.
Now you may ask yourself why I would want to do that?
And the very simple reason is that he has in his possession something that is mine, namely the single H Bongo 5 that goes by the name The Blue Bomber. Originally owned by Maddog, this bass was purchased by me from Silverburst, and I know that it has been owned by at least two more forum members: Dr Stankface and MingusBass. I am not totally sure if jack ever actually owned the Blue Bomber, but anyway it is at his place, so it's his problem.
Yes problem, because now that Jack has had his cast removed (trying kids toys, hah) he is supposed to dismantle the Blue Bomber and ship it to me in a couple of conveniently sized packages so that I may finally taste the unique bass flavor that is the single H Bongo.

Thanks for reading this far, and please feel free to post whatever you like in this thread just to keep it in Jacks eyesight, so that he may see fit to send it off before easter

 

[Ken Baker]

Would it be helpful if the Host of Bovine were to provide photographic evidence that the conveniently-sized packages were indeed placed in the hands of a shipper? Say, at the UPS Store or FedEX/Kinko's or even the Post Office?

Told you I was trouble...

 

[GreyDad]

Fascinating

Bump!

 

[maddog]

oh yeah. throw my name in there and get me on Jack's bad side. Thanks magnus.

 

[silverburst]

You could post his afro picture.

 

[rhythmCity944]

i bet the wait is killing...

 

[Aussie Mark]

Maybe Jack has sold the bass to fund hookers and crystal meth?

 

[strummer]

Would it be helpful if the Host of Bovine were to provide photographic evidence that the conveniently-sized packages were indeed placed in the hands of a shipper? Say, at the UPS Store or FedEX/Kinko's or even the Post Office?

Told you I was trouble...

Ken, in view of the fact that jack is an excellent photographer, those suggestions are brilliant!

 

[strummer]

oh yeah. throw my name in there and get me on Jack's bad side. Thanks magnus.

He has other sides???

 

[strummer]

You could post his afro picture.

Or, just a suggestion, you could lean on him some maybe...

 

[strummer]

Oh, and just in case someone might be inclined to feel bad for the very Bovine Host, he did ask for this thread to be created...

http://www.ernieball.com/forums/music-man-basses/37307-bongoloids-help-please-2.html#post594751

 

[T-bone]

Since we never saw pictures of the cast (and I asked a couple of times) are we sure it even existed?

I think the Blue Bomber reminds him of some of his favorite gin and he just can't let it go. That or Aussie Mark nailed it.

tbone

 

[bovinehost]

The cast is gone and no photos exist. Or, if they do, I certainly won't publish them. Now, I have known for a bit less than 24 hours that the bass in question is to be shipped to The Safe European Home.

I shall search for appropriate boxes.

 

[RockinRayDuke]

I can vouch for The Cast. It did indeed exist.

 

[maddog]

That's a fact, Jack!

bam!

let the boys be boys!

 

[silverburst]

Ah, the wages of getting Heinz back into the fold...

 

[Basspro]

Yes, Jacks back.... and playing again i presume.

 

[tkarter]

Jack using a screw driver? Seriously Magnus what do you expect?


Jack may drink a screw driver but I question his operation of one.


takes a bit when the cast comes off to be fully operational.



tk

 

[bovinehost]

You ain't kiddin' there, Tom.

Lots of stuff I just cannot do....going to try playing tonight.

And then.....the screwdriver tomorrow!

 

[Big Poppa]

I trust Jeremy with hand tools more than Jackie