Crickets

[Mobay45]

I'm here all by my self. I here the crickets chirping. I signed on and I'm the only member here but there are three guests.

 

[Chet the Jet]

Care for some tea ?

 

[Mobay45]

I said Crickets, not Crumpets!


But sure, I would love some tea. Earl Grey?

 

[Chet the Jet]

Earl Grey?

But of course? You would expect less?

A spot of milk, and some sugar? Some lemon perhaps ?

 

[Mobay45]

What would you suggest? I've never had tea and crickets before.

 

[Chet the Jet]

The crickets Sir, would go best with the lemon.

 

[bovinehost]

I have some lemon and poppyseed scones right here, Larry.

I know - scones in Texas.

But you know, I like them.

 

[Mobay45]

Ahhh. Scones and vodka. A winning combination if I've ever heard one.