Dargie deprivation

[PeteDuBaldo]

thanks this is gettimg too specific. Im just tired of our team getting blamed. Pete hasnt had any problems, right?

Sterling, you and your entire team are awesome!

 

[Big Poppa]

thanks pete

 

[mike not fat]

In answer to Marks first post in this thread i just say : crossing my fingers...there should be some stories to tell...

MNF

 

[bovinehost]

I bought my 20th Stingray 5 through DuBaldo Music.

Draw from that any conclusions you like.

Jack

 

[Psycho Ward]

Pete is taking care of my current bass needs as well!

 

[bassmonkeee]

I bought my 20th Stingray 5 through DuBaldo Music.

Draw from that any conclusions you like.

Jack

That means he's a witch, right?

 

[NickDuBaldo]

That means he's a witch, right?

There are ways of telling whether he is a witch...

CROWD: Are there? What are they?

BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2: Burn!

CROWD: Burn, burn them up!

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1: More witches!

VILLAGER #2: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn? [pause]

VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE: Good!

CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...

BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether he is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of him.

BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1: No, no.

VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1: Throw him into the pond!

CROWD: The pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2: Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

ARTHUR: A duck.

CROWD: Oooh.

BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,

VILLAGER #1: If... he.. weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore--?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Nick, how'd I know that one was coming?

 

[bassmonkeee]

Heh. That worked better than expected.

I swear--Python responses are pretty much Pavlovian at this website.

 

[RitchieDarling]

VILLAGER #1: Throw him into the pond!

CROWD: The pond!

I always thought it was "in the bog".....

R

 

[WillPlay4Food]

I bought my 20th Stingray 5 through DuBaldo Music.

Draw from that any conclusions you like.

Jack

I think I need to head over to the next town so I can try all these great basses as they come in!