PeteDuBaldo
Well-known member
This box arrived at the store, and I'm thinkin "what on earth is this?!? It's too big to be a shipment from SLO" - then I see the label from Utah.
As I unpack it and dive through the packing peanuts, wishing for a shotgun blast to end my misery, I find this!
Maybe this won't be so bad, I begin to think..... Then I open up the case and realize that I now have DaveB's new (used) Teal Pearl Morse! The seller shipped it to me instead of Dave. Oh happy day!
Dave, I'm holding this guitar ransom - the price I am asking before I release this guitar into your custody is 1 (one) EBMM guitar dealership account in the UK.... I believe the Machinehead might fit this requirement? Please sign over all necessary documents to put the business into my hands, and I will release the guitar upon your completion.

As I unpack it and dive through the packing peanuts, wishing for a shotgun blast to end my misery, I find this!

Maybe this won't be so bad, I begin to think..... Then I open up the case and realize that I now have DaveB's new (used) Teal Pearl Morse! The seller shipped it to me instead of Dave. Oh happy day!




Dave, I'm holding this guitar ransom - the price I am asking before I release this guitar into your custody is 1 (one) EBMM guitar dealership account in the UK.... I believe the Machinehead might fit this requirement? Please sign over all necessary documents to put the business into my hands, and I will release the guitar upon your completion.