Dearest Rex

[bovinehost]

Dearest Rex,

What in the name of holy hell did you try to use THAT THING on?

My eyes! They burn! Sweet Jesus, someone throw a blanket over it!

Um....thanks for the abalone guard, looks great. Now THAT OTHER THING....the only one I have in that config has the no-pickguard option.

Gonna have to have a contest or something for THAT THING.

Jack

 

[phatduckk]

huh?

 

[Dr Stankface]

In the ever lasting words of someone really famous...


"What?"

 

[Colin]

huh?

you know?...Rex

 

[fogman]

huh?

+1

 

[Oldtoe]

Rex must've sent Jack a purple, leopard-print pickguard.

He's just feigning shock. Jack's car has chartreuse, zebra stripe seat covers.

 

[MrMusashi]

hehe.. he got a videotape of the austrian decker show called rex.. featuring a german (or perhaps austrian) shepherd dog and some lame cops.. must be it cause it always make my head hurt

if there are no takers im pritty sure you could sell it as something else on ebay, and scam some poor bloke :evilgrin

MrM

 

[Aussie Mark]

A few years ago I sent Armybass a Dixie flag SR4 pickguard, and I think he had a similar reaction to Jack.

 

[silverburst]

It came extra with a bass I bought awhile back. I was hoping you could safeguard it against any future evil it could perpetuate against mankind.