That's LORD Bongo to you! On your knees, underling!
As a member of the Collective, I can see that you're beginning to stray from the path, so it's only appropriate that your offspring fulfill his true destiny. You might as well just give him all your Bongos now.
For you, I fear it may be too late. First it was the 20th. Now it's that...thing...you brought home from PSP.