Forumites revolt! Lord Bongo no longer master of his domain! Breaking news!

[PeteDuBaldo]

DuBaldo Times - At precisely 11:45am Eastern Time, Lord Bongo lost his mastery over his domain. While he is still a cunning linguist, the rumor is that he is now sitting in a corner sucking on his thumb after his bass arrived at DuBaldo Music Center.

Forumites, this is your chance to revolt and take back his Bongos!

Oh yeah, if you haven't ordered your 20th Anny SR5 yet, you'd better do so, and soon! The order window will be closing......

 

[MingusBASS]

Oh my good LORD.....that is HOT.

 

[bassmonkey]

F**king hell!

That is stunningly beautiful.

 

[Dr Stankface]

HOLY ****.



That's hot. Sorry Jack, that will be by far your best looking bass.

 

[RitchieDarling]

Day-um!

That is above and beyond!

And I thought my Blue Dawn was a work of art!

That is a museum piece!

Ritchie

 

[Goofball Jones]

Oh...the poor thing. It grew an extra string.

No problem, quick snip of the clippers and it's fixed!

 

[adouglas]

Gah.

 

[KennethB]

I think I just had a heart attack!!! Holy sh!t, that is beatiful!

 

[bovinehost]

Pete, I have this feeling that you are trying to tell me something.

 

[tadawson]

Oh yeah, if you haven't ordered your 20th Anny SR5 yet, you'd better do so, and soon! The order window will be closing......

I need to get one of these on order myself . . . do we have any real idea when the window will close? I just got hit with $5K of Vet bills, so am a bit behind in getting this done . . .

- Tim

 

[francric]

Beautiful......................Lord who???????

 

[stretch80]

That's a beauty!!! The Bongos neo magnets are shakin...

 

[adouglas]

That's a beauty!!! The Bongos neo magnets are shakin...

Just wait.

I'm taking it as an article of faith that there will be a BFR Bongo.

Of course, my record on accuracy of prediction is pretty darned dismal, so that statement might just be the kiss of death.

 

[Goofball Jones]

I call fake.

It's one of them computer graphical things. You did one of them Photoshop filters or somethin.

You kids and your computers.

 

[Psycho Ward]

*A Royal message from The King of Lefthanzia*


Lord Bongo is and shall always be Lord Bongo!


… Unless his Bongo count is exceeded by 20th Anniversary StingRay 5’s, in which case he would become Lord 20th Anniversary StingRay 5 Guy.
Sorry to be a royal pain in the a$$...


With the formalities out of the way I must say… “Dang, that’s ONE HOT BASS GUITAR!!!

Jack now you’d better get a new cowboy hat, a Stetson dress one, with a feather!

 

[Rick]

Dog I hope mine looks that good.

 

[adouglas]

Y'know, having owned a quilt-top matching-headstock ebony-fretboarrded multi-laminated-neck-through super-pimpy gold-hardware abalone-encrusted bass before I became a Bongoloid, I'd gone off the whole fancy wood thing and said so in public.

I hereby eat my words. This is one gorgeous piece of work.

It's all about tasteful execution, I guess.

 

[maddog]

Jack, you are one lucky dog!!!!!

B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L.

 

[mbgreene]

Sorry guys,
I'm just a guitar player so I was wondering, since Jack doesn't want one, what exactly is a coffee table bass?

I'm guessing it's a bass you wouldn't mind putting your styrofoam cup down on between sets, and I sure wouldn't want to get any rings on that baby....

It's frickin' gorgeous

 

[Jodizzle]

Sexy