Guitar Haiku please post here

[pack-rat]

In celebration of my 200 th post
a little culture :

post your Haiku here

Musicman Axis
Flame orange maple body
I have no money

Sale on Ebay
EVH nineteen hundred
Only use paypal

Sick and tired
It does not sound right
dang it ! not in tune

 

[Jimi D]

My Axis resting
On the stand in the corner
I hear it singing



(hey, maybe we could get a bunch of these put together, and then record them... we could get William Shatner to read them!)

 

[OrangeChannel]

Mystic Dream JP
Not only one but three
Two now miss DG

DG Tripped to Cali
Rock God Treats from the Jongitarz
Soon returns to rock

 

[KungFu Grip]

Go to music store
They don't stock Music Man stuff
Those guys are quite dumb

 

[SGMan88]

My first Music Man,
Still don't know what it will be.
Perhaps a J P.

(That sucked I know )