Happy Thanksgiving

[ZacAttack]

I am stuck here at work for a large part of this truly American holiday. But it looks like I should be getting home about the same time the turkey comes out of the oven. I had only a snack for breakfast, as to make room for all that turkey dinner later this evening. My wife invited everyone over to our house this year. So I will be up to my waist in relatives, most of which are in laws and some of which are outlaws. So its lock the band room and hide the silverware. Keep an eye on my brothers inlaw so they don't get too drunk and fight out in the front yard. Chase down the dog after my father inlaw lets her out as he tries to sneak into the back yard to get stoned without my mother inlaw catching him. Apologise to the neighbors for my cousin's hellion kids wrecking their flowerbeds. Clean up after my wife's Aunt Sally's yapping little flea bag yorkie, that she carries around everywhere with her in her purse, only to let it out in my living room so it can pee and crap cheetoe size turds behind the couch. And try to be polite to everyone just long enough to get soooo full of turkey and dressing that the triptophan nap renders me oblivious to all but their departure from my house until next year.

You know, it's just your typical Thanksgiving, a truly American holiday.

Happy Thanksgiving
Zac

 

[mbgreene]

A Happy, Healthy and Safe Thanksgiving to all

 

[kbaim]

Hey Zacattack,

That was one hilarious post!

Welcome to the boards.
KEITH

 

[Bassplyr]

That WAS hilarious Zac!!! Definitely good reading material. Welcome to the forums.

 

[GrooveHT]

it's late...but happy thanksgiving folks!

 

[PurpleSport]

Clean up after my wife's Aunt Sally's yapping little flea bag yorkie, that she carries around everywhere with her in her purse, only to let it out in my living room so it can pee and crap cheetoe size turds behind the couch.

Dayam, that's funny!

Just awoke from my tryptophan/vino-induced coma, and wanted to wish everyone a happy Black Friday (those of you who got dragged out at dawn to face the masses by a significant other, you have my deepest sympathy - and those who decided to go willingly are certifiably insane, in my book)!

Welcome to the holidaze, gang!

 

[ZacAttack]

Thanks for the welcom aboard, and I am glad yall got a kick out of the post. And about Thanksgiving, I wouldn't change a thing if I could.

That being said, Thanksgiving went pretty smooth this year. Nothing was dammaged or taken from the house. No drunken fights between Mutt and Jeff. The dog never got out. Can't say about my Father-in-law, but he did look pretty festive when he arived. Never heard from the neighbors. Aunt Sally's dog died last June, so no doggy cheetoes behind the couch. I did however eat more than a healthy dose of turkey and dressing, leading to a tryptophan induced nap that rendered me useless for several hours. There was a bit of drama here and there but nothing major. All and all, a good meal and a good time had by all.


Happy Holidays
Zac