Hey kids I turned off PM's

[Big Poppa]

Hey KIDS
I turned off the PM'S. I asked nicely and hinted strongly for peoople to not to message me and got 5 again today. There wasnt one day last week without several PM's. That is down from the high, But I cant monitor the forum and run a business with tons of emails a day and answer all of the pms.

Sorry if some of you dont understand. I would like to be everyones best friend but it was killing me.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Good thinkin' BP.

Go run that fine business that makes such good basses.

Andrew

 

[Figjam]

You the man.

 

[bovinehost]

You guys are NOT reading the FAQ, are you?

I quote:

19. Hey! Big Poppa is actually Sterling Ball! Can I send him PMs about my volume knobs?

A. No. We're fortunate, mostly, to have BP posting regularly on the forum, answering questions about history of the company and his odd gang of pals, but he is frequently overloaded with private messages that should be directed to Customer Service or posted on the open forum. Unless you are actually me, don't PM the old man, please.

Now I must say, I really AM actually me, and guess what? I don't PM the boss.

Bad, bad forumites. BAD.

Really, I understand the appeal, but let's try to use the forum and not PMs to get Sterling to tell us about the good old days or how to grill a lemur, okay?

Thanks.

Jack

 

[Father Gino]

I would like to be everyones best friend but it was killing me.

You mean... you're not my best friend?

Jack. will you be my best friend?

Please. I need a friend. I'm so lonely The altar boys won't talk to me anymore.

Mr. Lakland, will you be my best friend?

 

[Dr Stankface]

You mean... you're not my best friend?

Jack. will you be my best friend?

Please. I need a friend. I'm so lonely The altar boys won't talk to me anymore.

Mr. Lakland, will you be my best friend?

I'll be your best friend.

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Andrew

 

[Colin]

Couldn't you just redirect your PM's to the Dude? He could then post his replies on the forum. Sounds like fun.

Colin

 

[bovinehost]

Mr. Lakland, will you be my best friend?

That made me laugh, but I'm going no further.

Yes, I will be your best friend, Father Gino. Your new imaginary best friend.

 

[BigBallz]

Couldn't you just redirect your PM's to the Dude? He could then post his replies on the forum. Sounds like fun.

Colin

Big Poppa shut me down like a bow legged cow girl with no front teeth at 2am....sheesh.....

 

[Father Gino]

I'll be your best friend.

It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.

Andrew

I'm reaching out across the either... looking for connection... for compassion... humanity... a friend....

And I get someone named Stankface for crissakes.

 

[BigBallz]

I'm reaching out across the either... looking for connection... for compassion... humanity... a friend....

And I get someone named Stankface for crissakes.

WELCOME TO THE FORUM!!!...HEEE HEEEEE

 

[francric]

Dang!!!!!! I never got a chance to send one........there must be someone else we can send pm's to..........

 

[Dr Stankface]

I'm reaching out across the either... looking for connection... for compassion... humanity... a friend....

And I get someone named Stankface for crissakes.

Hey mang. I tried.

Andrew

 

[smallequestrian]

Sucks that you had to do it, but you are probably better off.

The big question is, how'd you get to be so cool?

 

[Father Gino]

Yes, I will be your best friend, Father Gino. Your new imaginary best friend.

Say hello to Jack. He's my newest, bestest friend. Oh you can't see him. Only I can see him. He's a martini sloggin', Bongo slingin' midget Texan. I like Jack.

You altar boys can all bugger off now! No more soup and stale bread for you!

 

[BigBallz]

Say hello to Jack. He's my newest, bestest friend. Oh you can't see him. Only I can see him. He's a martini sloggin', Bongo slingin' midget Texan. I like Jack.

You altar boys can all bugger off now! No more soup and stale bread for you!

How did he know I ate soup on my knees???

 

[Father Gino]

Hey mang. I tried.

That's OK. He knows. He sees everything. And you can't PM Him either.

 

[Father Gino]

How did he know I ate soup on my knees???

Though I'm sorely tempted, I ain't touchin' that line with a ten foot Rickenbacker.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Couldn't you just redirect your PM's to the Dude?

Send em my way and I'll wait until 3:00am and call BP's house line with them.

 

[Colin]

Send em my way and I'll wait until 3:00am and call BP's house line with them.

You'll have matching arms after that Steve.

Colin