Improvement for EBMM Quality Control.

[ras1983]

Its late, its been a long week at uni, and work is starting to get lame. so its time for some fun...

i have a suggestion for the quality control department. you should - nay - you MUST have someone test all the basses that get built at the EBMM factory. Oddly enough, i am a student with a lot of spare time. spare time that i am willing to donate to improving EBMM's Quality Control... if you know what i mean.

Lat me spell it out for you. let me play; errr; test every bass that gets made at EBMM. i promise i'll do a good job, identifying all the good basses, keeping all the basses i deem to be 'rejects'... the quality control would be so high, i can guarantee 90% of the basses will be deemed 'rejects', and i will store them at my house FREE OF CHARGE!!! the remaining 10% will be of such high quality, that the public will be overwhelmed!!!

Ofcourse, it will be totally up to me as to what makes a bass a 'reject'. Stealth bongos; rejects. teal 'rays; rejects. HH sterlings; rejects. and so forth and so on.

just think of all the space you will save if i store the rejected basses at my house!

 

[Figjam]

Better buy a bigger house

 

[ras1983]

Better buy a bigger house

i'll do what it takes. i'll even sleep outside.

 

[drgroovenstein]

You can't even QC your own post!

 

[Big Poppa]

THis is what happens when your diet is too dependant on Vegimite

 

[Mobay45]

I think he might be swallowing something a little more hallucinogenic than vegemite.

 

[tkarter]

I am telling ya that aussie beer isn't for everyone.


tk

 

[Paul_C]

maybe he's been sniffing Dingos ?

P.

 

[Lazybite]

Hey you could even implement the catch phrase ' it's the basses ras1983 rejects that makes MM the best'... hehehe

 

[ras1983]

Hey you could even implement the catch phrase ' it's the basses ras1983 rejects that makes MM the best'... hehehe

Hey, thats a good marketing line!!! I like your style of thinking!

 

[Aussie Mark]

Actually BP, Vegemite is made from the same stuff that's used to make beer.

 

[tiffles]

yeah unfortunately most people wont tend to buy something advertised as 'yeast spread'


vegemite is ick. but its fun to get foreigners who think its chocolate and spread it reeally thick.

 

[SharonG]

yeah unfortunately most people wont tend to buy something advertised as 'yeast spread'


vegemite is ick. but its fun to get foreigners who think its chocolate and spread it reeally thick.

.......oh, that's just wrong.......

I've had Bovril - the Brisitsh version, and it's just nasty - but my English mother loves it - go figure

......I'd never heard it gives one a tendency to fantasize about owning hundreds of basses, though.....

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

>>>Actually BP, Vegemite is made from the same stuff that's used to make beer.

From the lees.

That's why I like beer too Yumy yum yum

 

[ras1983]

For the record, i never have and i never will like vegemite.

Also for the record, the source of my hellucinations is the hectic work load at university.

 

[Big Poppa]

Actually BP, Vegemite is made from the same stuff that's used to make beer.

and vinegar is used to make salads....

 

[MCBTunes]

what months of the year are the regular sessions of university down under?

up in canada we go sept-dec, then jan-april. then ofcourse summer sessions for those hard workers

 

[Aussie Mark]

what months of the year are the regular sessions of university down under?

February - November, with mid year and semester breaks that vary from state to state.

 

[Lazybite]

mmm vegemite..... lovely stuff it is

 

[ras1983]

February - November, with mid year and semester breaks that vary from state to state.

spot on.