Jacko, it had to be you................

[TSanders]

Had to be you that wrote the text for the Cowpilot website. Those band member bios almost made me wet myself.

So iffin it was you, thanks for the laugh.

A couple of my favs from the member bios:

Chris:

Quickly rising to fame in Bollywood, his music career was severely sidetracked when a crippling addiction to Pez took over his life.

Jack:

After studying and learning the secret language of ground squirrels, Jack embarked on a quest to become a Central American strongman, which eventually led to what he calls "The Lost Years" in a howler monkey-infested Honduran jungle, where he taught himself to play bass and survive on little more than spider eggs and dew collected from carnivorous plants.

Brian:

Seeking to add realism to roles which involved holding a guitar on stage while miming to pre-recorded music, Brian studied convincing left-hand positions under renowned director and life coach Heavenly Spence, and in time discovered that striking the array of strings further away from the pointy end of a guitar with the right hand often - but not always - produced a not entirely disagreeable noise.

 

[shamus63]

I wonder if Pete or Nick were able to catch Jack's low-key announcer bit at the Open House on video?

Between that and Luke's Tourette Syndrome episode at the Forum Awards acceptance speech, there wasn't a dry seat in the house!

 

[bovinehost]

We all wrote our own bios (except Andy, who still hasn't produced one, which is why his says what it does), which gives you a fairly clear idea what it's like to be in this band.

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

I wonder if Pete or Nick were able to catch Jack's low-key announcer bit at the Open House on video?

Between that and Luke's Tourette Syndrome episode at the Forum Awards acceptance speech, there wasn't a dry seat in the house!

Yes, we have that all of that footage, including the 15 minutes of my life that I want back which were immediately following "AND THE NEXT AWARD GOES TO.....MISTER STEVE -THE DUDE- BARRRRRRRR!"

 

[maddog]

Yes, we have that all of that footage, including the 15 minutes of my life that I want back which were immediately following "AND THE NEXT AWARD GOES TO.....MISTER STEVE -THE DUDE- BARRRRRRRR!"

Is Steve a ramblin' man?

 

[bovinehost]

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?