My Balls Are Breeding !!!

[Dizzy]

Well, I walked in on my JP and ASS the other day, and there was something REALLY weird going on;

Exotic noises, panting, and a heap of trem use........

So I took some pictures.....

They were looking Very guilty, and the JP fell asleep soon after....


So Days went by, and the ASS just wasn't right.......... feeling really off colour in the mornings.........

Found her with the headstock over the toilet bowl on numerous occassions.......

She also got REALLY crabby...... even bitchy at some points.


Then the wailing started.

Frantic solos, screaming like she's never screamed before............

For hours.....
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And Hours..........
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and HOURS.......
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and HOURS...........
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AND HOURS !!........ Until eventually ........
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Silence.
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Then I hear some strange noises coming from Luke's room....
But Luke was on my knee !............
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So What could it be ??????
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So I walked in to investigate .... camera at the ready :
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I got a glimpse :

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and another :

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THEN IT APPEARED !!!!

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A BRAND NEW BFR !!!!

So I got it out, and took a few more pics, before hanging it up with the Proud Parents :

Yeah !!!!!


What an Axe !

OK, off to play it now............


That is all.

 

[Ricman]

Dizzy, you are as mad as a fish.

Luckily though, you have incredible taste in Guitars. That quilt is amazing. Post a review soon.

Congrats!!

 

[ashman]

He got his dad's build and his mum's good looks.

 

[the24thfret]

That's awesome!!! What'd you feed the parents?

ps can i have your silver sparkle jp now? that thing is so awesome with the natty headstock...

 

[joe web]

wow, awesome storry man! but there must have been an other guitar involved, the baby has really nice inlays, the parents only have dots - so who or which one was the third party?

 

[Dizzy]

wow, awesome storry man! but there must have been an other guitar involved, the baby has really nice inlays, the parents only have dots - so who or which one was the third party?

LMAO !!

OMG, MY ESP MUST HAVE BEEN IN THE ORGY !!

 

[DavidOfOz]

Dizzy, congrats on your new arrival! (Another BFR in Australia!!)
That quilt has me drooling

 

[RobW]

I can't say that I blame ol' JP one bit for not being able to resist one fine ASS like that.

Bahama Blue Burst is Beautiful.

 

[PugNinjas]

One of the greatest posts ever, Dizzy you are one twisted soul

 

[marduke]

hehe very creative mate.. loved it! and love that BFR.. im definately ordering one this year!!

 

[morsecode]

That is one nice looking BFR. Wow!

 

[Smellybum]

Dizzy you crazy mother !!!!!

That top sucks, well done!

 

[fogman]

LOL!!!! Good job Diz!

It there would have been a black Albert Lee in the crib, one of your guitars would have some explaining to do!!!

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Great story Dizz, and nice guitar! Bahama Blue Burst w/ quilt is probably my favorite BFR color on the JP.

 

[joe web]

Dizz, if you wanna sell you blue EVH - let me know.

 

[leftyguitarblue]

wow, you need "help!"

did they adopt? because aren't all guitars "She's?"

that' hot.

"My BFR has 2 moms"

 

[MusicMan_Luke]

dizzy, this is too funny, thanks! Congrats to your ebmm familly!

 

[Big Poppa]

Dizz what a great story....The sleeper in your collection is the ultra classic white silo HSH...All the punters like to give EVH credit to breaking us in the guitar business but Keith Richards was the biggest coup in our history....He played us when others were laughin at me trying to break into the guitar business

 

[73h Nils]

OMFG. HOLF....What a sweet looking guitar! Amazing quilt!

 

[axisbasher]

how funny