My crazy wife!!!

[fogman]

For a while now, this forum has been a gripe of my wife's.
Not that I don't spend time with her, but lately she's been getting a little upset that I spend all these minutes randomly at the forum rather than with her and the kids. She's a big supporter of the whole guitar thing for me. She keeps saying how she wishes she could buy the guitar for me. Hell maybe she'll buy the guitar for me before I get to it!?
About a half an hour ago she told me she had something really important to tell me and that it couldn't wait. She pulled me aside and began!
She slowly started lifting her shirt starting at her waist line. Creeping up past her navel, then I started to see some red letters on her stomach as she slowly continued. It started as follows (scroll down slowly for the full effect!):
What a woman!!!!














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Needless to say I jumped her and stuck my face all over her! Unfortunatly the kids were not too far off so it ended there.
However, she let me take some pics to post here!!!
Hopefully they'll turn out. The lighting wasn't the best and her ink slinging was a little light.
Analog camera of course. So we'll have to wait for developing.
Digital coming after the guitar purchase!


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[shamus63]

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[LDM]

She may call your post count into question. If you're posting to this forum more than hers, that is.

 

[fogman]

I must be getting old!
What's T. M. I.???

 

[fogman]

Too Much Information! Figured it out!

 

[shamus63]

Too Much Information! Figured it out!

 

[Raz]

That's sweet of your wife...she should tattoo a Silo-maple fretboard-piezo-AL-trem-Steve Morse-Petrucci on her body then you will never stop playing with her...cheers mate...alls I get is a backhand

 

[fogman]

Ha! Ha!
Aren't you gone yet??

 

[Raz]

Ha! Ha!
Aren't you gone yet??

Are you trying to get rid of me...hey I have your phone number and I will call your wife and tell her you're on the forums again!

 

[fogman]

My wife's not home right now! You've got my business number!
This place is fun partly because of you.
I'd never try and get rid of you! (just don't talk about EVH)

 

[Raz]

My wife's not home right now! You've got my business number!
This place is fun partly because of you.
I'd never try and get rid of you! (just don't talk about EVH)

EV wHo?

 

[shamus63]

EV wHo?

 

[tvanveen]

That *is* TMI, but I still want to see the pics.

tv

 

[jeffrey]

Me too!

 

[Big Poppa]

post the real good ones on the dude pit! Maybe my new avatar?

 

[jazzbo jim]

So we'll have to wait for developing.
Digital coming after the guitar purchase!


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In other words, we may never see the pics

 

[fogman]

Not at all!!!
I'll post them even if they're blurry.
The problem is that because of the closeness, I couldn't get the camera to focus properly. On top of things, she wrote it in red pen. It wasn't the darkest of writing. I'll probably get them developed the middle of the week.
If they don't turn out, I will see if photoshop can help it out. I won't alter the real picture. Just play around with the colour and highlights. We'll see.
I took a number of pics in different lighting. Hopefully I got one decent shot out of the bunch!!!

 

[bovinehost]

Bunch of pervs.

I love you guys.

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

Bunch of pervs.

I love you guys.

 

[fogman]

What do you know! It turned out. This is the only one that did out of 8 tries!