My quest for the Holy Grail is coming to a close

[koogie2k]

It is on it's way....shipped out today...hehehehehehe...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

All I can say is "The sky in Virginia Beach kinda has a Blue Dawn look to it!"

 

[OrangeChannel]

HEY JEALOUSY!!!!

 

[NorM]

YEAH!!!!!

Koog That is way cool! Where is it now? What is the ETA?

 

[koogie2k]

Left Arkansas today....I am tracking it like a bogie you can best believe that.....Should be here in 3-5 days. I estimate later this week. Should give me the weekend to put her through the test..

 

[PurpleSport]

What? Last I heard about the Holy Grail being found, it went something like this:

ARTHUR: Launcelot! Launcelot! Launcelot!
BEDEVERE: Launcelot! Launcelot!
ARTHUR: Launcelot!
[police radio]
Launcelot!
BEDEVERE: Launcelot! Launcelot!
[angels sing]
[singing stops]
[ethereal music]
ARTHUR: The Castle Aaaagh. Our quest is at an end! God be praised! Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy--
[twong]
[baaaa]
Jesus Christ!
[thud]
FRENCH GUARD: Allo, daffy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!
ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!
FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
ARTHUR: In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
FRENCH GUARD: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
ARTHUR: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force!
[splat]
In the name of God and the glory of our--
[splat]
FRENCH GUARDS: [laughing]
ARTHUR: Agh. Right! That settles it!
FRENCH GUARD: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha!
ARTHUR: Walk away. Just ignore them.
FRENCH GUARD: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, daffy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!

(sorry, I couldn't help myself...)

 

[koogie2k]

hahahaahah...I knew someone had to do it!

Of course my Holy Grail started on the JP forum where some poor guy had to sell his JP-7 in Blue Dawn. In fact, people where mentioning me about looking for one. OC was one and I believe ernie was another. Some other dude from there looked at our forum and saw my post and dropped my name in the thread. So, I jumped at it. All it took was a e-mail, phone call and money/axe exchange. So, I finally got it. Be here this week...

 

[SGMan88]

HOORAY for koogie!!! ...congrats...I'm jealous

 

[dwf1004]

Way to go koogs...and I love this quote:

"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters."

Pure comic greatness.

 

[NorM]

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

The script actually reads:
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you brightly-coloured , mealy templed, cranberry-smelling, electric donkey-bottom biters.

That's what the script says anyway. I make no guarantee as to what John Cleese actually said.

I like:
AUTHER chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other arm off, also at the shoulder. The arm plus sword, lies on the ground.

AUTHER Victory is mine (shrinking to his knees)
I thank thee O Lord that in thy...
(The BLACK KNIGHT kicks AUTHER hard on the side of the helment.)

Now that's comedy

 

[kbaim]

Ya-hoo Koogs!

So how many Lucky Blue Dawn bastards do we have on this forum now?

Me, Norm, Koogs.

Anyone else?

Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

KEITH

 

[koogie2k]

I believe ernie has one (I also believe he has all the wonderful colors)......anyone else?

BTW...eta is this Thursday. I already took the day off and getting ready....

 

[PurpleSport]

Yeah Norm, that line's a hoot, no matter how Cleese said it! My girlfriend set me up with all the major Python movies on DVD for my birthday, so I'll have to pop in "MPATHG" to see if the script version or the other one's what's actually in the release (I got that bit from a site that has movie scripts...and actually has both the formal and informal ones - you'd be surprised how many crappy translations are out there)!

BTW, I used to have the first taunting scene on my answering machine when I was fresh outta college. The first message my poor confused grandma left after hearing that was such a scream...

Cleese is such a genius. Eric Idle has a brilliant anti-FCC song that he recently released. It's hard to believe these guys are retirement age now, and that I'm currently at their age from when they were releasing all that amazing work. What's even funnier was I got "The Life Of Brian" around the time Mel Gibson's new movie came out, and I said "gee, the Pythons should capitalize on this"...which is exactly what they did a few weeks later!

As for the Blue Dawn club - I'd love to join, but a certain teal shaded AL caught my attention recently...

I did see a new BD AL at Manny's here in NYC a couple years ago, and it was stunning - woulda bought it if my ex hadn't been draining our bank account like she had a habit of doing...