This made an otherwise dull day pretty good - excellent read, and a lot of true comments that made me tickle! - Especially europeans having the wool pulled over their eyes - can you say darkfire?
I also like the link between us and a bar, I suppose this forum is kind of like cheers, I guess that makes Grand Wazoo Norm, but more worringly I'm Dr. Crane..
Thanks BP, keep blogging, you have a following (or whatever the hip term for it is!)