O/T I hired a French Maid!!!

[Psycho Ward]

One of my Xmas presents to my wife was hiring someone to clean the Psycho house; apparently my house cleaning wasn’t good enough and a constant source aggravation... She was really excited about this so today I contacted the cleaning service to set up the first visit.

The guy on the phone said he had the perfect person for the job, a person from France! This is going to be great, well, a great source for amusing threads, I hope.


The vision that comes to mind (a dirty mind of course) is a young beautiful blond in a maid outfit with fishnet stockings. I’ll find out Friday.





But it’ll probably be some fat, smelly ogre that will bitch at me… still should be good for some laughs though,

 

[Dees]

hmmmm, French women

 

[Mobay45]

It's not real until we see some pics!

I would like to be there when Chuck is trying to explain to the new maid why he needs a picture of her and what he's going to do with it!

 

[Dr Stankface]

Well, I think I clean the house pretty good. One difference though. I don't get paid.

Andrew

 

[Figjam]

nekkid pix?

 

[BigBallz]

oh la la sheri.......

 

[Oldtoe]

You going to shave her legs and pits, Chuck?

 

[kbaim]

Perhaps his name will be Pierre

 

[Mobay45]

Perhaps his name will be Pierre

Good catch Keith! He didn't ever say it was a woman, did he?

 

[BigBallz]

No blonde french women either!! Long, luscious, legs, tight full hips, small round....er......rear.....flowing brown hair.......I gotta go...be back in a sec....

 

[Beth]

oh you people are so sad...

 

[BigBallz]

oh......that's better....now what were we talking about....oh...why hi there Beth.... you wouldn't have a French Maids outfit...would you?

 

[Psycho Ward]

I knew you boys would have some fun with this.

I just told my wife about the maid, she didn't seem as excited as before...

 

[shamus63]

Good catch Keith! He didn't ever say it was a woman, did he?

Exactly!

 

[Psycho Ward]

No they said female, born in NY, lived in France for childhood, and has French accent.

Thats all I've got... till Friday.

 

[Beth]

oh......that's better....now what were we talking about....oh...why hi there Beth.... you wouldn't have a French Maids outfit...would you?

not for you pervs to look at

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

As a man who lived with a full blooded Basque woman for 8 years I will say this. You do not want to piss of a French woman!!

 

[Psycho Ward]

This just in...

I talked to my wife some more, now she wants me to clean the whole house before the maid comes, so she won't think we are the nasty pigs we are!





I can't win, even my rainbow is in black and white...

 

[Lazybite]

This just in...

I talked to my wife some more, now she wants me to clean the whole house before the maid comes, so she won't think we are the nasty pigs we are!





I can't win, even my rainbow is in black and white...

Makes Sense??!!?!?

 

[higher1]

Is it friday yet???