Oh, Dealer Doo-Baldeaux...Strap Locks?

[bovinehost]

Pete!

Being no longer a sales monkey, I really don't want to wait much longer to toss all those absolutely HORRID Dunlop strap locks directly into the trash.

You know what I'm getting at and you know I need like....ten sets.

Do I have to replace all the stuff on my straps?

Can I get them SOON?

I tried the Wonder Wipes (Dudley and I hid in a corner in Palm Springs - don't ask) and some of those would be good, too.

I think you must be my dealer now. If not, I'm in deep Doo-Doo-Baldo!

Jack

 

[maddog]

me too. What's a boy gotta do, bald-o?

 

[oddjob]

I also need several sets

 

[Dr Stankface]

I need some for my DD, STAT!

 

[bovinehost]

Pete! Stop answering emails!

(He says "I ordered three or four sets of strap locks." I said, "You are already back-ordered, fool.")

Jack

 

[Aussie Mark]

Do I have to replace all the stuff on my straps?

The very same question is on my mind. And, can you buy the strap pin components separately to the strap buttons, for example if you own 10 basses but only 3 straps? I've currently got the world's largest supply of Dunlop strap buttons on hand, because they make you buy them in complete sets.

 

[bovinehost]

I've currently got the world's largest supply of Dunlop strap buttons

Oh, don't make me go count my extra ones.

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

aiiiiiiiiiiight already!

I was tryin to watch some TV in the other room but my email kept ringing with messages from Jack.

Here's the deal if you want some of the new EB straplocks:
1) email me [email protected] with the number of sets you want
2) You have 3 choices on finishes - black, chrome, and gold
3) I will place a bulk order on Friday, or Monday of next week.
4) I do not know when they will be shipping out from EB but I can find that out tomorrow.


p.s. I also sell MM basses

 

[maddog]

aiiiiiiiiiiight already!

I was tryin to watch some TV in the other room but my email kept ringing with messages from Jack.

there are ways of turning off computers you know. (or has Mr. Gates found a way around the power cord?)

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

I leave my computer on - the processor chip is so overtaxed that it works as a cheap electric heater in the other room.

It is currently 21* F in Manchester CT.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Oh, don't make me go count my extra ones.

Send me some. I'm a broke college student and need new straplocks for my DD SR5.

 

[bovinehost]

Andrew, I don't have any extra receivers. Just the stupid parts for the strap itself.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Andrew, I don't have any extra receivers. Just the stupid parts for the strap itself.

Well, you can send me Heinz when my DD comes and i'll swap out the strap buttons. I promise i'll send Heinz back.

 

[maddog]

Well, you can send me Heinz when my DD comes and i'll swap out the strap buttons. I promise i'll send Heinz back.

Don't fall for it Jack. I smell a trap.

 

[tadawson]

there are ways of turning off computers you know. (or has Mr. Gates found a way around the power cord?)

It's called Windows . . . . It won't stay up long enough to get annoying . . . self halting as in ***crash!!!***

- Tim

 

[Dr Stankface]

Don't fall for it Jack. I smell a trap.

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you medling kids and that pesky dog!!

 

[maddog]

It's called Windows . . . . It won't stay up long enough to get annoying . . . self halting as in ***crash!!!***

- Tim

Actually, Bill Gates finally figured out Viagra helps.

 

[maddog]

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you medling kids and that pesky dog!!

rotflmao

 

[bovinehost]

Don't fall for it Jack. I smell a trap.

Andrew, if Heinz ever goes, I'm afraid you'll have to take on tkarter for it.

And he's skinny, but he's sneaky.

 

[Big Poppa]

I worry about Mrs Karter