Oh Jodizzle, My Schizzle

[bovinehost]

Long before I knew you existed, I apparently wrote a song about you.

Okay, okay - it isn't REALLY about you and her name wasn't even "Jody".

Still.

http://www.bovinehost.com/tunes/Jody.MP3

FWIW (and I know exactly WIW), that's me on all the instroomentz except the electric piano and one backup vocal.

Jack

PS: Not the fanciest bass line I ever came up with, but I'm inordinately proud of most of the notes.

 

[bovinehost]

What, is Kevin keeping you from the forum?

I know how he is.

 

[kevin]

What, is Kevin keeping you from the forum?

I know how he is.

Jod to the Izzle has been out with food poisoning......no Kevin songs? ha,ha,ha,ha!!!

 

[bovinehost]

Jod to the Izzle has been out with food poisoning.

Okay, Kevin, what did you feed her?

 

[DarthSarahmus]

More of his bad jokes! HAHAHA

 

[kevin]

More of his bad jokes! HAHAHA

Now-now...is that any way to treat the 1997 Patterson High School Class Clown(landslide vote might I add)! Please don't try and put an asteric by it....the rumors about me taking H.F.H(Human Funny Hormone) during that time period is totally false!

 

[DarthSarahmus]

My apologies Kevin

 

[Big Poppa]

She got sick of the Barry Bonds BS

 

[DarthSarahmus]

zing!

 

[kevin]

She got sick of the Barry Bonds BS

squezing out a few more Barry Lamar Bonds jabs before the Angels make their second HGH pickup of the season in Jason Giambi.

 

[Big Poppa]

he is from your neck of the woods though

 

[kevin]

it definitely would be a nice left handed bat to stick behind Vlad! I may be owing Brian some more Enchilada's and shrimp stuffed peppers if you guys pick up a power bat. Rumor is Glaus may be a Giant soon.....I like them apples!!!

 

[Dargin]

I love watching Barry play outfield. He looks like a gazelle. You see him on web gems as much as Gary Matthews and Orlando Cabrera.

 

[bovinehost]

squezing out a few more Barry Lamar Bonds

If you're having trouble with that, Kev, perhaps you need more fiber in your diet.

 

[kevin]

full flowage....

 

[Big Poppa]

of giant rhetoric

 

[Jodizzle]

Okay guys, thanks for hacking my thread while I've been gone!
JACK!!!! Holy shizzle that song made my dizzle.
I have been Barry Bonded to my bed the past few days and dreaming off all the posts/threads
I've been missing out on. Glad to see that I can come back to your welcoming company.
I will be in and out of the forizzle today and tomorrow .. strings to PITCH and sales to CATCH. (was that baseball enough?)
BUT I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bovinehost]

JACK!!!! Holy shizzle that song made my dizzle.

I have no idea if that's good or bad.

I certainly am glad you're feeling better after flinging Barrys out of your body for a bit.

That CAN be painful, lord knows, lord knows.

 

[Jodizzle]

I have no idea if that's good or bad.

Don't worry, it's good


-And at least they weren't crunch barrys