OT - How to graffiti a bass??

[mammoth]

how do!!

I'm off to a belated fancy dress halloween party this coming saturday and part of my duties it to do a bit of a jam thingy... now, im taking barbarella for the real work but im thinking of using an old piece of junk (namely a filthy f**der) as part of my outfit but turned into a kinda zombie bass... anyone got any tips?? ideas???

let the destruction begin!!! man im gonna love ruining this thing

cheers

Col

 

[adouglas]

how do!!

I'm off to a belated fancy dress halloween party this coming saturday and part of my duties it to do a bit of a jam thingy... now, im taking barbarella for the real work but im thinking of using an old piece of junk (namely a filthy f**der) as part of my outfit but turned into a kinda zombie bass... anyone got any tips?? ideas???

let the destruction begin!!! man im gonna love ruining this thing

cheers

Col

Send it to the F***er Custom Shop. They'll be glad to do a "relic" on it for you, and it'll only cost you a few hundred.....

 

[mammoth]

hehehe... a few hundred on "relic-ing" isn't required... i once used this bass headstock 1st into the sand of a beach in brittany as a goal post for an impromptu game of nogger (soccer to our stateside pals!)

safe to say it's only still in my arsenal incase i need to physically repel an intruder and play an unbalanced bass at the same time!

 

[bovinehost]

Sharpies and jigsaws?

 

[fly]

chainsaw................yeah that's it.



no pics,no bastardizing..........

 

[mammoth]

are you sure you want to see a picture of a f*nder?!

 

[DTG]

i would rather see a picture of a messed up fender than a picture of a messed up musicman,a man could die for less in these parts

 

[mammoth]

the only thing that touches the bongo starts with wonder and ends with wipes!

on a side, i'm finishing my bands 1st album tomorrow!! wooo!!! only got vocals to do... dirty lovely bongo lines all the way

 

[Dr Stankface]

It's a F***er.

That's not ugly enough for you?

 

[Psycho Ward]

Whatever those used car dealers use on windshields might work, or those pens they use on white boards in offices...

 

[ekb16b]

gotta emphasize stanky's point..

and if not.. powertools

 

[shamus63]

i would rather see a picture of a messed up fender than a picture of a messed up musicman,a man could die for less in these parts

I believe the use of the word "graffiti" is appropriate for marking up a Fender.

Marking up an Ernie Ball/Music Man..."vandalism".

 

[scowboy]

How about applying some harsh chemicals to the finish? Watch out for the wiring and p/u's but that should get some thing interesting going. Pictures please.

 

[timmy5strings]

Head to the Dollar store for stickers,sandpaper,spray paint and electric tape