Help! Pete, How do I open this?

[maddog]

 

[INMT]

Fire?

 

[Bass Control]

Crowbar.

 

[bovinehost]

You have to trick a beaver into gnawing it open.

 

[silverburst]

Come on, man. It's not like it is a case for a BFR 6-string...

 

[Oldtoe]

Mathematician, my ass.

 

[maddog]

You have to trick a beaver into gnawing it open.

I guess I could take it to campus and ask around.

 

[Russel]

In my humble opinion, this one started out hilarious and is now at gut-wrenching.

 

[TNT]

Ask UPS!!

They always find a way to somehow open packages that are even deemed impenetrable!!

 

[Aussie Mark]

Call Batman.

 

[Russel]

Chainsaw.

 

[bovinehost]

Have you considered a chemical solvent?

 

[oddjob]

wood chipper

 

[midopa]

it is not meant for opening.
rather

 

[Russel]

Mcgyver could do it with three carrots and a hairpin.

..........or a pair of garden shears.

 

[phatduckk]

fill your sink w/ water and toss it in. eventually the cardboard-paper stuff will go away.

if not add drano

 

[Colin]

you'll have to do an archaeological course first...

 

[maddog]

hopefully I can get some decent light tomorrow. I'll post pictures.

Love the responses.

Am I the only one that got Jack's joke?

 

[sloshep]

I sense a paper cut waiting to happen.

 

[Russel]

Am I the only one that got Jack's joke?

Talk to Girls Gone Wild. They can hook you up.

Or are you talking about the solvent comment? I'll be needing an explanation for that one.

Though, taking it seriously, i have used lighter fluid to remove the adhesive on a sensitive package before.