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TimSz

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The JPs have arrived. The LUKEs have arrived. The Silhouettes have arrived. G'day mates, the down under Dargies have arrived.

:( How come the lefties are the last ones? I imagine that's because of the old adage "best for last" but it's probably because Beth put in word that I was getting antsy and told the boys in production to make me wait. She's so clever. Hahaha. :(

I know at least one DuBaldo that is eagerly waiting for the same news as I am. My little heart cannot take much more waiting. It's over ten months, and I have waited patiently like a good little boy knowing he was getting a martini olive green bicycle for Christmas from Mr. Claus (Or from the Magic Draydel for all you Jews... I love you guys!)

I sure wish that I didn't have to keep waiting. This is the hardest thing ever. :(

I'm so jealous of you guys.
 
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Beth

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jimmy-jengas said:
but it's probably because Beth put in word that I was getting antsy and told the boys in production to make me wait. She's so clever. Hahaha. :(
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It's all part of our master plan to disarm the Canadian revolutionaries.... ;)

Jimmy, where'd you order yours from again? Let me know and I'll check.

-Beth :)
 
TimSz

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Oh boy.

The name's not Jimmy. it's Tim. We've spoken a few times via email. I actually know the ETA for my DD LUKE. You told me it would be here around the end of the month. I ordered it through Schlong and McQuade in Edmonton, remember?

I didn't really want to harass you or Dunk-Dunk about it, so I've just been patiently waiting as I suggested.

*ahem* Can't you just get mine made yesterday? I'd love you forever.
 
TimSz

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I know, I know.

I imagine that Beth is currently on the phone with the boys in production.

Beth: "Yeah, some douchebag lefty..."
Production: "...nuff said. Last and we'll make it right handed to make things worse."
Beth: "Excellent... excellent..."

That's all right. I love being part of devious plans even if they're against me.

Hahahaha. :D
 
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They'll be sending me an empty case... I just know it...




I can make it... I can make it... <breathes deeply> I can make it... I can make it...
 
TimSz

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I know what's going to happen.

NickDuBaldo said:
They'll be sending me an empty case... I just know it...




I can make it... I can make it... <breathes deeply> I can make it... I can make it...
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They're going to send us really nice SKB cases, that are nicer than anyone else's case with a cardboard cut-out of what the guitar WOULD look like... then on the back of it will be a little handwritten note looking something like this:

"Hey suckass... hope you like your 'lefty'... next time learn how to play like the rest of us. Hahahahaha. Sincerely yours, Dargie"

It's okay kids. We will eventually get them. We just have to suffer with our other LH balls.

Actually... I think there is something inherently wrong with the Fogman getting his before us. What's another couple of months for him? It's been what? Never. Yeah. Coulda done ours first. No, no. Enjoy your DD's kids.

*sheds a single tear*
 
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Big Poppa

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Tim My name is not Jimmy has admitted to two emails to beth.....

now he is posting to beth

and they wonder why we had to change our policy

Jimmytimmy Beth didnt have the heart to tell you that we ran out of left handed wood
 
TimSz

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Oh, BP.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Left handed wood. That was really funny. I laughed out loud and my co-worker though I was high.

I only emailed Beth once to check that the guitar was still being made. There were a few difficulties with the company that I ordered through, and I just wanted to be sure the order was actually placed and that EVENTUALLY my guitar would arrive.

I never emailed to pester or be annoying. If we exchanged a few other joke emails from then on, who's to blame? No one!

I didn't even start this thread hoping to get a lead on my new axe either. I just wanted to bitch about how jealous I am that everyone is getting their DD guitar. That was it. I just can't wait to be as excited as they are when I finally receive the call. I know that EBMM is busy and it'll get done in good time. I was just making light of things.

No offense.
 
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It's your guys' fault, Tim. All the left-handed trees are in Canada!! :p :D ;)
 
TimSz

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I have a solution!

I'll get the hockey kids to slow down on breaking their sticks. That way some of the wood can be sent to you guys, so that DuBaldo and I can see our axes. That is how considerate I am. I'm willing to sacrifice national heritage AND share the benefit with a Yank.

Who wins? Everyone.

And it wasn't pestering... more like... acquiring intel for the takeover.
 
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