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[adouglas]

Enough political correctness. Let's get back OT. When do we get to see the LE Bongo?

 

[Golem]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;"

PLUS
"A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher."
Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.

Does all that include us flatwounders, or just the roundwound majority? Anyway, have an f-holed, semihollow, piezo-powered, blank-planked season-as-per-your-above-definitions case of lesbontempsroulant!!! And may the all-seeing and hopefully benevolent uber-entity bless you and the lawyer you rode in on.

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I intitally posted after Mark's post last night fairly harshly then later deleted my post because I thought he may have been joking (jury still out on that one) but then it struck me that his post was indeed numerically correct in the "global" perspective; however, I'd be willing to bet the farm that the vast majority of posters here in the EBMM forum do indeed celebrate one of two "holiday" seasons around this time of year so his post while "globally" corret is rather moot within the confines of the EBMM Forum.

Happy Moose Turds!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

When do we get to see the LE Bongo?

I'd guess at NAMM...will be sure to lick a few and send in photos!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Enough political correctness.

Most days I find "political correctness" to be an oxymoron used by others to hide some form of bigotry.

 

[SteveB]

I want a pic of Dude licking those moose turds!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

Those are actually pretty benign to anyone who's ever owned a horse.

 

[SteveB]

I decided to make my own picture of Dude and the moose stuff..

I'll link to it instead of embedding it here, in case it crosses the line.

I think this could be Dude's Christmas (or "Holiday") card this year!

 

[tadawson]

Most days I find "political correctness" to be an oxymoron used by others to hide some form of bigotry.

Myself, I find "Political Correctness" to be a synonym for "Mental Masturbation". Either one may feel good for a moment, but ultimately accomplishes nothing . . . .

- Tim

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

LOL...saved that one!!

 

[fresnorich]

I also have a 2005 Buttercream StingRay HH that a customer cancel his order on to buy something else

And I'll bet he felt like...

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

LOL...naw..."he's" getting something else as equally special and an offer too good to refuse.

 

[Aussie Mark]

I had no intention of injecting anything religious on this or any forum, Christmas is just Christmas. Whenever anyone says “Happy Holidays” you can’t escape the fact that one of those holidays is Christmas

True, I have no gripe with that at all. I couldn't understand why you thought it was wrong for someone to say "Happy Holidays", if that's how they choose to refer to the upcoming holiday period, vis .....

It's "Merry Christmas"... just remember every time you say "Happy Holidays" an elf dies.

For the record, I celebrate Christmas

 

[Colin]

I decided to make my own picture of Dude and the moose stuff..

I'll link to it instead of embedding it here, in case it crosses the line.

I think this could be Dude's Christmas (or "Holiday") card this year!

Funny

 

[prickly_pete]

This whole thread is getting really disgusting! Where is Jack to put it out of its misery?