Secret, undocumented Bongo electronics capability

[adouglas]

Most people think the Bongo looks strange, even ridiculous, at first glance. But after a while, it starts growing on them until they start to think that it's really cool. The unfortunate victim then develops terminal GAS. Those who succumb sometimes exhibit bizarre behavior such as licking the Bongo or posing naked with it.

How can this be? I think I've figured it out.

Using mind control technology developed by the CIA at Area 51, the Bongo emits rays that get into your brain and twist your aesthetic sense to align with EBMM's evil plans for world domination. It's so effective it even works to a certain degree over the Web...given direct contact with the instrument it's irresistible.

Proof? How many times have you seen posts like this from the doomed:

"At first I had a hard time with its looks, but the sound kicks ass."



I'm going to go put my aluminum foil helmet back on now...the mother ship is calling....

PS: Doubt the Area 51 connection? Can you say "Stealth Black?"

 

[Dees]

That's a cunning plan indeed!
I always thought those EB guys were uptop something!

 

[stingrayplayr83]

I think BP has some explaining to do!

 

[SteveB]

Hmm.. does Sterling fly around in a white jet with a single red stripe ("Janet")?

Oh, and I'm not talking about Tommy's gal..

 

[adouglas]

Aaagh...I wish I had Photoshop on my work computer! Quick, somebody please replace the Luxor's obelisk with a Bongo neck!

 

[bassmonkeee]

I stayed in the Luxor the last time I was in Vegas. What a blast....


Someone at EB needs to contact Blue Man Group about having their bass player use a Bongo. It'd look great in flourescent paint under black lights.

 

[Big Poppa]

Due to the sensitive nature of this topic i can neither confirm or deny reports of the bongo's alleged mind altering ,life changing, claims
Its been said that 5 recent bongo converts have won various state lotteries, and all of them have kept their job. THere are reports of even ugly bassist' getting the hot chicks.
One such fellow in New York claims to actually gaining manhood with his bongo. He even sends us photos.

Once again we cannot confirm these stories.

 

[tommyindelaware]

Due to the sensitive nature of this topic i can neither confirm or deny reports of the bongo's alleged mind altering ,life changing, claims
. THere are reports of even ugly bassist' getting the hot chicks.

Once again we cannot confirm these stories.

it worked for dave larue..........


(just kidding dave)

 

[SteveB]

it worked for dave larue..........


(just kidding dave)

Ohh, I laughed hard over that one...

(Sorry, Dave)

Man, if he doesn't come out from lurking to respond to that... well, I don't know what..

 

[SteveB]

Once again we cannot confirm these stories.

What about the reports that Dudley is a Gray and that Drew the Rookie was genetically manufactured in a test tube at Cal Poly?

Or the rumors (rumours for you UK'ers) that Dargin's Logan Green Bongo is really a device used to signal the mothership?

Hmm.. all the signature artists for EBMM seem to have 'otherworldly' skills...

 

[adouglas]

Is that a theremin I hear? DooooWEEEEEEooo-ooooooo

http://www.dogstar.dantimax.dk/tubestuf/audio/bamtratp.mp3

 

[blackspy]

Ok, time for the tinfoil.

 

[tommyindelaware]

Ohh, I laughed hard over that one...

(Sorry, Dave)

Man, if he doesn't come out from lurking to respond to that... well, I don't know what..

that's really the idea......

 

[jchalas]

Ok, time for the tinfoil.

My son went to his bus stop in a tin foil "helmet" a couple of years ago... and I still hear about it from the ladies who saw him. Too funny.
Janice

 

[blackspy]

My son went to his bus stop in a tin foil "helmet" a couple of years ago... and I still hear about it from the ladies who saw him. Too funny.
Janice

Was he worried about "them" projecting the mind control beams into his head too?