Shhhh, don't tell my wife

[T-bone]

E55505 Isn't she just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

I think I'm in love.

tbone

 

[Beth]

Still on the bed basking in the afterglow! Dirty birdy!!!

 

[bovinehost]

You're in trouble if the wife smells mahogany on the sheets.

 

[T-bone]

Beth has me pegged. And I'm washing the sheets every hour now.

 

[1Echo]

E55505 Isn't she just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

Her older sister E55807 ain't half bad either.

 

[silverburst]

Or her cousins, E55138, E55541, E55181, E55128, E55065, E55551, E55678, E55565, E55...

 

[bassmancb]

You can't hide forever. Sooner or later she's going to catch you two out playing, and then............ Nice 30th.

 

[Jodizzle]

T-Bone
If you want to have fun .. try some WW Instrument Polish
and start wiping that sweet body down

 

[Psychicpet]

niiiice!

sweet mahog T-Bone!

 

[thunder]

how much are you going to pay us not to tell your wife?

 

[bovinehost]

...start wiping that sweet body down

I don't know about you sometimes.

I mean, there's the above quote, which is GOOD, but then you also seem to know a lot about Ashlee & Jessica Simpson lyrics.

It's a mystery.

 

[Jodizzle]

^ Oh crap, I knew I would be done for with the Simpson comment.
Maybe I should re-register under a new alias??
I'm ruined .. you've exposed me!!!!

 

[T-bone]

Believe me, she loves being wiped down. Especially her back side. My oh my, that is some wood.

tbone

ps - how come my pics show up as a link? I really should spend more time here.

 

[Jodizzle]

Believe me, she loves being wiped down. Especially her back side. My oh my, that is some wood.

 

[Big Poppa]

The question is why Jack knew the Jessica simpson lyrics

 

[bovinehost]

Nu-uh, don't even TRY to put it on ME.

It was YOUR employee and some forum rat, discussing what I felt was an inappropriate subject.

Took me forever to get my stomach settled.

 

[Big Poppa]

jack you are a closeted simpsons fan and Im not talkin about homer

 

[bovinehost]

Jessica looks like a horse and Ashlee can't even do a decent jig.

But Marge, now - she's hot.

 

[T-bone]

Nu-uh, don't even TRY to put it on ME.

It was YOUR employee and some forum rat, discussing what I felt was an inappropriate subject.

Took me forever to get my stomach settled.

Really Jack, forum rat? How about forum perv? I like that one much better.

tbone (the forum perv)

 

[bovinehost]

Your thread has been hijacked by Lord Bongo and Big Poppa.

Kind of makes you all warm inside, doesn't it?

(I hope.)

Jack