Reading you all loud and clear!

Well guys, I really wanna thank you all for taking the trouble to reply to my thread.
I have seen the excellent website that a couple of you mentioned and so am fully aware of the mind-bending number of different options that exist and now (thanks to you all) am aware of how ridiculously unlikely it is that I'll find one in a guitar store somewhere for 20 bucks!
So, the obvious thing to do (and let me say, I'm really grateful to you all for being tactful enough not to suggest this to me) is to just get on with playing the damn thing and find an excuse to buy another one as soon as I can.
As it happens, I had a trans-red swamp ash early Ernie Ball model in 1986 and it was a huge disappointment! Apart from the sound, which wasn't up to my high expectations, I also had trouble with my hands making the neck "gritty" and sticking to it.
Does anyone know if they used nitro cellulose lacquer at that time? I have the same trouble now with my US vintage '62 Precision bass reissue (which certainly has NC lacquer), but I love that too much to let it put me off playing it.
Of course, I love my new Stingray too (the 3 band eq and the non-stick neck are massive improvements in my opinion), but I do hanker after a nice pre-Ernie Ball model.
(Am I allowed to say this on the "Ernie Ball Forum"?)
Anyway, my compliments to the users on this forum. It's far more "proffessional" and constructive than some of the forums that I've had the misfortune to frequent (try Steinberger Cubase for instance, if you want to see "experts" bickering and point-scoring amongst themselves)!
Keep up the good work!

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