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Rayan

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First Day After Yesterday

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:2

1) Gotta Toothache
2) Need Something In 'FlamingoPearl'
3) Didn't Win A Lottery
4) Stubbed My Toe
5) 'It'z After 5 O'Clock Somewhere'
6) Stopped At A Railway Crossing
7) Strict Low&Phat Diet
8) Waiting For David Letterman 2Call
9) Neighbor'z Wife Out Shopping
10) One Sure Way To Impress My Bass Teacher
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Rayan

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BackUpDown Mammary Lane

SteveB said:
I'm an old Humble Pie fan, myself.. love that tune.. long jam!
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WhoaThere,
- U SpookedMe,
- 2 B honest, I didn't know about the Humble Pie version

Then I panicked when I started lookin' 4 my
- Humble Pie "Smokin' "
- figured my ex-wifey scooped it during her 'enragedescape'

Then I found "Smokin' "
- next to Leon Redbone (whew)
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But now back to " ... Guilded Splinters"
- I was trolling for "GRIS-gris" :)

"I Walk On Guilded Splinters"
Author: Mac Rebennack, a.k.a. Dr. John Creaux

* Dr. John: Gris Gris (1968)
( Humble Pie: Performance: Rockin' The Fillmore (1971))
* Dr. John: The Ultimate Dr. John (1987)
* Dr. John: Mos' Scocious - Anthology (1993)

"The session musicians were shocked to find they had to play from charts: ... 'Frank gave it the full Toscanini and conducted their asses off.' ...
...
There had been a new addition to the line-up just before recording; pianist Mac Rebennak left Sonny and Cher to join the Mothers ...
...
Rebennak later reinvented himself as Dr.John the Night Tripper, a musical voodoo shaman."

"zappa" A BIOGRAPHY - Barry Miles
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Rayan

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R U Glad Yesterdaze Gone ?

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:3

1) Ex-Mother-In-Law Is Visiting
2) The Sky Isn't Falling
3) Need New Glasses
4) Can't Find My Teeth
5) Your EyePatch Fell Off
6) I Dig Workin' Graveyardz
7) Cabbage Soup 4 Supper, 'Again'
8) Lost A Cigar Smokin' Contest
9) Neighbor'z Wife Has Doctor Appointment
10) Help Youth Fight The War On Puberty

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bottle12am

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My Top Ten::

10. Went to Guitar Center to buy a F****R or G****N; sales guy said he knew of no brand names with that many asteriks in the title
9. If you don't buy, Big Poppa threatens to fill your hard drive with internet porn... of himself
8. Because your wife really doesn't need that operation now, does she?
7. You can't spell BONGO without BONG
6. Because you think Kenny Chesney's bassist can kick that Wooten guy's butt any day of the week
5. Three words: Free polish cloth
4. You're a geek and you know you'll never touch anything else on earth with curves that sexy that will scream that loud for you
3. You consider Buttercream to be a damn fine marital aid and lubricant
2.Perhaps if Beth in customer service won't respond to your e-mails, letters, phone calls, tattoos, or knocks at her window late at night... this will get her attention
1. Wanted to be first one on the block with a dual-humbucker toilet seat.
 

82Daion

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Rayan is quickly on his way to becoming the most incomprehensible poster on these forums.

At least he's not like DerekDRP was on the Harmony-Central bass forum.

*edit* sorry-I meant BASS forum, although sometims it's hard to tell the difference:D
 
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Rayan

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Feeling Like A "Burnt Weeny Sandwich" ?

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:4

1) Ex-Mother-In-Law Went Home 2 Her Daughter
2) The Other One Is Upstairz
3) Don't Have Exactly That Much Money
4) My Therapist Told Me Not To Harm Myself
5) Look Ma, No Cavities
6) I Work Diggin' Graveyardz
7) The High Price Of Gas
8) I'm Trying To Sell My Oldsmobile
9) Neighbor'z Wife Is Not Pregnant (Whew!)
10) My Recording Project Is Seriously Overfunded

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Bill

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Top 10 reasons for ordering any EBMM bass:

10) Ran out of boogers to pick
9) Boss just had a meltdown & yelled at you
8) The guy in front of you this morning didn't make his right turn on red
7) Cat scratched the fuzzy covering of your speaker cab
6) Too lazy to wash the car
5) Internet is down
4) Waiting for Saturn to reach opposition
3) Can't afford season 4 of Everybody Loves Raymond
2) It's almost time to start mowing the yard again
1) Need something to occupy your time before the Daytona 500

:D :D
 

Golem

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Bill said:
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7) Cat scratched the fuzzy covering of your speaker cab........
A cat like that is too special to just keep to yourself. Send it to the fine folks at LaBella Strings, so it can be shared with the world.
 

Rayan

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SPY Vs. spy

Bill said:
Top 10 reasons for ordering any EBMM bass:

10) Ran out of boogers to pick

:D :D
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So then, as I reveal this evidence, and Remember, You Are Under Oath,
- do you Confirm or Deny that you 've been supplying
- Secret Information &
- Raw Materials
to a competitive bass guitar string manufacturer in order to raise additional $$$ so that you can selfishly feed your own fetish for more and more and more
EB Music Man basses ???
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exhibit "E" from www???

"El*x*r* Strings with ultra thin NASOWEB - coating
* Have the BALLsy tone of non-coated strings
* Feel more Slippery than traditional strings"
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Rayan

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Winter +1 Month = Almost Spring

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:5

1) Recording Project Seriously UnderBudget
2) The Voicez Told Me To
3) The Other One Is In The Kitchen
4) Need Something 4 Outdoor Gigz
5) Leftoverz 4 Supper, 'Again'
6) Breaking-In A New Drummer
7) Ex-boss 'Kicked The Bucket'
8) BONGOz Always Like My Jokez
9) Neighbor'z Car Has Flat Tire
10) Had Another 'Guitar-Brainfart' Last Night

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Rayan

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Waiting For The Easter Bunny

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:6

1) BP Needz A New Rug ?
2) Give Something 2 Santa Claus
3) More Fun Than Window Shopping
4) Man Is BONGOlygamous By Nature
5) I'm On Indian Time
6) 4Jammin'@A Doukhobor Shivaree
7) Tofu 4 Supper, 'Again'
8) One 4 "The Little Prince"
9) Neighbor'z Dancin' The Cowpie Shuffle
10) It'z One Of The Top10 Thingz 2 Do

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Rayan

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Kanada'z ApatheticFit - Election Day

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:7

1) DroppedOff A Virus
2) I'm On The "Indian List"
3) It'll Be R Secret
4) GoezGood With BovineKreamLickUR
5) In Preparation 4A BONGOware Party
6) Need Something Not OGNOB
7) CowPieTorte 4 Supper, 'Again'
8) BP Didn't Tell Me Not 2
9) Neighbor Has The DayOff 2 Vote
10) Celebrate Mr.Peanut'z 90th Birthday

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Rayan

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"Keep On The Sunny Side"

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:8

1) Celebrate Canada's New "NonGovernment"
2) In Case Yesterday Comes Back
3) Boiling It Makez 'Eau-de-BONGO'
4) Inherited 6 Month Supply Of Toilet Paper
5) Invited 2A BONGOware Party
6) Almost Rhymez With 'Banjo'
7) Canned Spaghetti 4 Supper, 'Again'
8) Trying To Crack BP'z Secret Formula
9) Neighbor'z Wife Needz Batteriez 4 The 'Silver Bullet'
10) Waiting 4 Chinese Food Delivery; From CHINA !!!

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Rayan

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"Happy Birthday" Mr.Mozart !

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Top10 Reasons 4 Ordering a new BONGO
1:1:9

1) Uncle Albert Sez It'z A Great Idea
2) B'cuz Eye Luv Yew You Ewe
3) $old Grandma'z Corset 4 BONGOBUCK$
4) It'z 40 Below Zero In "The Peg"
5) I'm Stuck Here In Ymir
6) Jammin'@A Doukhobor Wedding
7) Slept Through Supper
8) Waitin' For "Stompin'Tom" 2Call
9) Neighbor'z Restoring A '63 Rambler
10) 4 Singin'Th'Newz @ The Press Club

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