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Raz

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So if anyone has washed the dishes, then proceeded to whale away on DA axe, then they'll know full well what I'ma talkinabout :D Man I must have shredded at least 5mm of skin EWWWWWWE! Talk about friction, no amount of forhead groove helped neither (I was thinking of using my alternate source but meh!) On a positive note, I did stummble on a FANTASTIC SRV tone preset on my V Amp 2.0...hmmm 125 presets and I may have fiddled with 1/2 dozen :rolleyes:

Yo BP SUP?
 

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PeteDuBaldo said:
Try playin in the morning right after you dress from your shower. Or am I the only one who showers in the a.m. ? ? ? Oh man, I hope not!


I shower in the morning also, but I have been chastised for it. Was told it's like wiping your a$$ before you s**t :eek:
 

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jongitarz said:
I shower in the morning also, but I have been chastised for it. Was told it's like wiping your a$$ before you s**t :eek:
Are you serious...man I have to shower in the AM, or else I'm like a stick of butter, BOOYAH BABY!
 

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PeteDuBaldo said:
Try playin in the morning right after you dress from your shower. Or am I the only one who showers in the a.m. ? ? ? Oh man, I hope not!


I for one, shower in the p.m. and wait at least 10 minutes before picking up my axe, but if my lady happens to be there when I'm done, the guitar can wait. ;)

Hey Pete, where's my Medallion Gold 7??????
Where's my Rolls Burgundy???
How long of a wait for my Lava Pearl?? :p
 

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Raz said:
Are you serious...man I have to shower in the AM, or else I'm like a stick of butter, BOOYAH BABY!


Raz...Have the wife wash the dishes...Thats why they have smaller feet...so they can stand closer to the sink :D

And you should never buy a watch for your wife...theres a clock on the stove. (Lisa if you see this I'm just kidding ) :D
 
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ernie1966 said:
I for one, shower in the p.m. and wait at least 10 minutes before picking up my axe, but if my lady happens to be there when I'm done, the guitar can wait. ;)

Hey Pete, where's my Medallion Gold 7??????
Where's my Rolls Burgundy???
How long of a wait for my Lava Pearl?? :p


Check your email, bud :)
 

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jongitarz said:
Raz...Have the wife wash the dishes...Thats why they have smaller feet...so they can stand closer to the sink :D

And you should never buy a watch for your wife...theres a clock on the stove. (Lisa if you see this I'm just kidding ) :D

ROTFLMAO.

Scott.
 

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jongitarz said:
Raz...Have the wife wash the dishes...Thats why they have smaller feet...so they can stand closer to the sink :D

And you should never buy a watch for your wife...theres a clock on the stove. (Lisa if you see this I'm just kidding ) :D

"Dammit! Are we out of milk again? LISA!!!!)

;)
 

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jongitarz said:
Raz...Have the wife wash the dishes...Thats why they have smaller feet...so they can stand closer to the sink :D

And you should never buy a watch for your wife...theres a clock on the stove. (Lisa if you see this I'm just kidding ) :D
Do you know how many women it takes to change a light bulb in the kitchen?

Screw it, let her cook in the dark. ;)
 

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Ah I was lucky cause the dishwasher I purchased some 12 years ago still works fine ( wait how long have we been married dear....12 years, oh nothing dear... :D )
 

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Raz said:
Ah I was lucky cause the dishwasher I purchased some 12 years ago still works fine ( wait how long have we been married dear....12 years, oh nothing dear... :D )


Exactly!!!!! *LOL* Now go play your guitar! ;)
 

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Q: why did the woman cross the road?

A: hey, who gave her shoes and let her outta the kitchen in the first place?

(my wife told me that one)




raz, my e-mail sent all yours to the spam bucket.....sorry. blame hotmail, not the user....
 

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Raz said:
So if anyone has washed the dishes, then proceeded to whale away on DA axe, then they'll know full well what I'ma talkinabout :D Man I must have shredded at least 5mm of skin EWWWWWWE! Talk about friction, no amount of forhead groove helped neither (I was thinking of using my alternate source but meh!) On a positive note, I did stummble on a FANTASTIC SRV tone preset on my V Amp 2.0...hmmm 125 presets and I may have fiddled with 1/2 dozen :rolleyes:

Yo BP SUP?


Well, you could always do exactly what SRV did....
He would crazy glue his left hand finger tips to his right forearm, and pull the skin off so he could play gig after gig with those 13 guage strings.

Actual fact......


Steve
 

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I don't want to be disrespectful Steve, but what SRV did was glue the area under his fingernails. With the heavy strings he used, it would separate the skin under his fingernails, and he would glue it back together. I know this for a fact. I have built basses for Tommy Shannon, and got the info first hand
 

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Man that sounds freaky...gluing fingers and stuff.

Anaheim, are you talking about my SUB1 now...sorry I am confused :confused:
 
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