What have you invented?

[Colin]

I know Aussie Mark is the official inventor of the rolls burgundy/tort combination (see thread http://www.ernieball.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11319) and the Dude is the inventor of the Bass Lick. It got me thinking what have you invented? or what would you like to invent?

Colin

 

[mcvinyl]

I know Aussie Mark is the official inventor of the rolls burgundy/tort combination (see thread http://www.ernieball.com/forums/showthread.php?t=11319) and the Dude is the inventor of the Bass Lick. It got me thinking what have you invented? or what would you like to invent?

Colin

I've invented three imaginary friends.

I'd like to invent a fourth one that looks like Elle McPherson

 

[Colin]

I've invented three imaginary friends.

If you don't change that avatar, you'll be losing a friend.

Colin

 

[FoxMustang]

I invented the question mark.

 

[Colin]

I forgot about the stringwinder designed by our own formite Dave Jeffrey aka Musicman Nut. (check link http://www.ernieball.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9056&highlight=stringwinder) Haven't heard from Dave lately, I'm missing those Tuesday Torture pics.

Colin (aka Colin)

 

[jongitarz]

The cordless extension cord.

 

[koogie2k]

I invented "Welcome to the addiction".......

Plus other devices that are to remain nameless.

 

[Raz]

The cordless extension cord.

LOL! I needed one of these with our old electric lawnmore
OK, are we talking strictly guitar stuff...I invented a few scales and chords that I am sure nobody has heard of.
Oh also a way of blocking the trem, with very little cost and hassle:

Quickstop

Patent pending, and so is that mental assesment they're doing on me

 

[Mick]

The cordless extension cord.

You stole the idea from my wireless lan cable

 

[SteveB]

I invented lying. I was the world's first pathological liar.

 

[PghTopCat]

I invented cheese!

Just listen to my songs!!!!!!

 

[Colin]

I invented cheese!

Just listen to my songs!!!!!!

My wife wishes nobody invented the "cutting of the cheese"

Colin

 

[Beth]

I wish I invented cutting the cheese and......



































Yellow sticky notes! But I guess that this thread isn't about what we wished we invented, huh?

 

[shamus63]

I invented lying. I was the world's first pathological liar.

I am...and my wife is, too!

 

[Rod Trussbroken]

Prof. Rodney Trussbroken. Inventor of the preamp optional passive by-pass underbody jack thingie

http://a7.cpimg.com/image/07/00/48885767-5836-01FB017D-.jpg

 

[SteveB]

I am...and my wife is, too!

Your wife... Morgan Fairchild?

 

[shamus63]

Your wife... Morgan Fairchild?

Yeah...that's the ticket!

 

[Steve Dude Barr]

I invented internet porn....I really did...you all owe me $100 and crunchy Kleenex.