What would your bass say about you...

[Jazzbassman23]

1. My basses would say that I always wear pants while playing, unlike some on this forum.

2. My collection says about me: "You sure do like teal and black."

3. What was the other question?

 

[word]

1. please touch me in that spot that makes me sing.

2. thanks for all the fish.

3. wow, you sure are a big, strong, handsome slob.

 

[philthygeezer]

1. My owner is a filthy slut.

2. Our owner is a filthy slut.

3. Our owner has eclectic tastes.

 

[phatduckk]

today my SR4 said: "dude take me to reherssal Joey (thats my Sterling) always gets to go".

So i took the poor bastard to practice tonight ... a twist of the gain knob, a turn on the treble and BAM - he kicked all our asses.

I think i hear my F&nders crying ...

 

[Lazybite]

1) Stop using all those effects my tone is SOOOO good naturally.
2) (my whole collection of 2 one sterling 1 yamaha rbx650 both females) woulsd say 'ohh do we have to that again tonight'
3) 'You know all the moves'

 

[Urwordsbreakmed]

1. My main bass would say. Dijon is a MOTHER BEEPING ANIMAL!!!!!!!!


2.My basses would show am a flamboyant rocker to the death...


3. I would like them to see ... wow look at that kid with all those basses he is like rich or something or maybe he is in a big band lol and has a deal with EB

 

[Urwordsbreakmed]

2. Where's all the good basses? We need some high class friends.

hahaah mine would say something like that too

 

[limitk7]

1. You cheating, lying infidel (since girlfriend #2 is my car. On the plus side, my other bass is now merely an ex).

2. You need to grow in size.

3. Now there's a guy who has some balls.