Where’s the Lefty Bongo???

Psycho Ward

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I’ve been watching the Tonight Show with Jay Leno religiously ever since the “Big Bongo News” thread and I ain’t seen it yet! Please sell me the second one and I’ll post pictures all over this site, I’ll get on the national news somehow with my lefty Bongo around my neck, I’ll do whatever it takes. I’ll wrestle alligators, save children from burning buildings, run for President on the “All Night Party” all with a lefty Bongo in hand!!! I’m your poster child for the lefty Bongo; I’ll get press, even if I have to rob a sperm bank with a Bongo! WHAT EVER IT TAKES!!!
:eek:
…ok I admit I’ve had a few beers, but I want a lefty Bongo… even my wife said I could have it…. PLEASE!!!

Psycho
 
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As I have said before, Lefty Bongos do not, shall not, will not, could not, can not exist.

Say "NO! I do not want temptation - Get behind me Satan!"
 
Psycho Ward said:
I’ve been watching the Tonight Show with Jay Leno religiously ever since the “Big Bongo News” thread and I ain’t seen it yet! Please sell me the second one and I’ll post pictures all over this site, I’ll get on the national news somehow with my lefty Bongo around my neck, I’ll do whatever it takes. I’ll wrestle alligators, save children from burning buildings, run for President on the “All Night Party” all with a lefty Bongo in hand!!! I’m your poster child for the lefty Bongo; I’ll get press, even if I have to rob a sperm bank with a Bongo! WHAT EVER IT TAKES!!!
:eek:
…ok I admit I’ve had a few beers, but I want a lefty Bongo… even my wife said I could have it…. PLEASE!!!

Psycho


I'd leave out the part about the sperm bank, but other than that, you have my vote.
 
LeftyLB, I hate to admit, that as of right now, I can’t prove you wrong.

BUT, I BELIEVE MAN, I BELIEVE!!! :eek:

Come on LeftyLB we’re of the same cloth, we’re left handed, join my cause, there is power in numbers. Hey isn’t the Queen left handed? I’m going to send her my copy of “Beaver Felton’s Beginning Bass Basics” DVD and get her hooked on bass, I bet she could get a couple Bongos!


Oh when I get my Bongo, there is going to picturessss, and if I get one before I come over to London I’m going to let you see it, hold it, play it, smell it and maybe THEN you’ll believe! :D

Psycho
 
Psycho Ward said:
... Hey isn’t the Queen left handed? I’m going to send her my copy of “Beaver Felton’s Beginning Bass Basics” DVD and get her hooked on bass, I bet she could get a couple Bongos!

Then we could call her the "Queen of She-bass".
 
I seen a lefty Bongo headstock tonight on Leno!!! It was black... that's all I've got, but that's something! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Psycho
 
I SEEN IT!

I got a good glimpse last night and if anyone at EBMM can confirm this, just for my sanity (and to drive LeftyLB closer to the edge) it was black with a tort pickguard... Right?

I didn't get a string count, but I think it was a 5 banger; I’ll under go hypnosis and see if my mind is just suppressing the image due to severe G.A.S. :eek:

Psycho
 
Psycho Ward said:
I SEEN IT!

Psycho


Repeat after me " I DID NOT SEE IT........................ I DID NOT SEE IT!"

Halucination.......Across the Nation
Imagination.......Caused by Frustration
 
No Way LeftyLB… I SEEN IT!

I was sober… well not enough to drive, but sober enough. Let me go count the beer cans in the trash can, I’ll be right back…

… OK there were 12 empty cans, so I was sober, remember American beer isn’t as strong as your local brews. I seen it… I believe it was black… wait a minute, I for got to count the beer cans in the studio; I’ll be right back…

OK, OK, my sobriety may be in question, but I SEEN IT!

I’d better start taping Leno…

Psycho
 
LeftyLB said:
Repeat after me " I DID NOT SEE IT........................ I DID NOT SEE IT!"

Halucination.......Across the Nation
Imagination.......Caused by Frustration

"Reggae Ambassador" by Third World?
 
It is indeed black. We made 2 and one was damamged during shipping, and I haven't seen it since I set it up.
 
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