Big Poppa
Well-known member
Ok I posted this in the Music Man challenge but thought it whould be on its own
Why a Music Man is better than a dog......
They dont shed
They get along with cats AND mailmen
they dont die in ten years
they are housebroken
they dont sniff your guests crotches
They Never hump your leg
they dont make giant yellow splotches on you lawn
Why Music Man's are better than men
They dont hog the remote control
They never ask you to pull their finger
They never say, "Honey, Light a match"
they dont snore
they can keep a gig
Their idea of foreplay lasts the entire first set
You can get rid of them on Ebay
They actually stay the same weight as when you first met them. (applies to women too)
they dont always compare you to their mother
they never come home late reeking of smoke beer and perfume and want to "cuddle"
a music man's toilet seat is always DOWN
you can trust them with you sister
Why a Music Man is better than a woman
They never ask you if their butt looks big
they never want to talk to you about meaningless things when you are in the last chapter of a riveting mystery
THey never have "book club"
They still look good in a bikini
they require ZERO shoes
they dont hog the bathroom counter with mirrors and countless creams and goop
you like all of their friends
they never have a headache
They are never late
you can take them ANYWHERE
You dont care if your best friend keeps staring at your Music Man
They never make you go to sappy movies
They could care less about Oprah
they actually get better with age
You never have to take them shopping or buy them jewels.
Ok now Ive been an equal opportunity attack orr dogs and amen and women...It felt good!
Why a Music Man is better than a dog......
They dont shed
They get along with cats AND mailmen
they dont die in ten years
they are housebroken
they dont sniff your guests crotches
They Never hump your leg
they dont make giant yellow splotches on you lawn
Why Music Man's are better than men
They dont hog the remote control
They never ask you to pull their finger
They never say, "Honey, Light a match"
they dont snore
they can keep a gig
Their idea of foreplay lasts the entire first set
You can get rid of them on Ebay
They actually stay the same weight as when you first met them. (applies to women too)
they dont always compare you to their mother
they never come home late reeking of smoke beer and perfume and want to "cuddle"
a music man's toilet seat is always DOWN
you can trust them with you sister
Why a Music Man is better than a woman
They never ask you if their butt looks big
they never want to talk to you about meaningless things when you are in the last chapter of a riveting mystery
THey never have "book club"
They still look good in a bikini
they require ZERO shoes
they dont hog the bathroom counter with mirrors and countless creams and goop
you like all of their friends
they never have a headache
They are never late
you can take them ANYWHERE
You dont care if your best friend keeps staring at your Music Man
They never make you go to sappy movies
They could care less about Oprah
they actually get better with age
You never have to take them shopping or buy them jewels.
Ok now Ive been an equal opportunity attack orr dogs and amen and women...It felt good!
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