7:45 AM
On FedEx vehicle for delivery
TUCSON, AZ
Dec 13, 2006 9:30 AM
Delivered
these are the 2 (Yes 2) 20th anniversary SiLhOuettes
8:13 AM
TUCSON, AZ,
A Fed Ex delivery truck was forcibly hijacked at gunpoint this morning by local utility worker Holden McGroin, after a nightlong argument with his soon to be ex-fiance Amanda Huggenkiss. This after Ms. Huggennkiss finally revealed her true identity (nee Jacques Strap) and how she obtained her stage name.
Apparently trying to keep her from ever receiving her Christmas gift, Mr. McGroin was screaming that “There is no way in H E double hockey sticks that stripper pole and instructional video will ever be delivered, and, I think I need to drive into a canyon now, Louise”
On a side note, an unidentified lanky blonde man, wearing rocket ship pajamas, was spotted chasing the truck down the highway in his bunny slippers and sobbing.
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Hope you like it Norman!