y2d North American tour

[NorM]

OK since I am an idiot and I like ordering guitars from dealers on the other side of the country my y2d is going to do a tour of the United States before it gets to Casa de NorM.

This showed up this morning on the dealer locater.

Inventory for OBSESSION GUITARS

Sm_Y2d_Trem Quilt_Purple_Sunset Rswd_Match Clear_Pg_Purple_Pusm
906-QS-21-16
This thing has serious Purple Pusm Voodoo.



Aziah,
Could you PM me the tracking number?
While I'm waiting I'll go sit outside and wait for the brown truck.

 

[beej]

I hear ya Norm. I have to cross International borders to get mine.

 

[Aziah]

I just sent it to you!!!

 

[NorM]

I love Aziah.

If anyone wants to redo my signature line I will use it. I'm tired of it being so long. That's what she said too.

 

[mbgreene]

I love Aziah.

If anyone wants to redo my signature line I will use it. I'm tired of it being so long. That's what she said too.

We're still waiting to find out what license plate we chose for you

Maybe then we can work on changing your sig

 

[Big Poppa]

nOrm
did we ship it to the music store thats closed or Bree's porno shop?

 

[fsmith]

Hey NorM,
does any of this look familar?!?!?!


And mine only had to cross the country one-way... more time for the UPS boys to have a little fun with your baby.


Quote from NorM while waiting for my Y2D...
*Musings of the UPS Package Handling Apes*

I said catch.
How many packages can we put on a truck? ... One More.
This time accuracy be damned. We're going for distance.
Nope, still haven't seen it.
He shoots! He SCORES!
I didn't know you could do that.
Fragile means punt aginst the wall in french.
Time for the old Samsonite test.
Dunh Dunh Dunh
Dunh Dunh Da-Dunh Smoke on the water
KEEP AWAY!
Medely Medely Medely Medely Medely MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hey Yall! Watch This!
Take that out of your mouth you don't know where it's been.
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Don't pee on that, it's mine!
Right about now we are going to have to sacrifice quality for quantity.
What are you talking about? I'll make it fit.
Uh-Oh, I bet that was pretty.

 

[GWDavis28]

+1

 

[kbaim]

If anyone wants to redo my signature line I will use it. I'm tired of it being so long.

Keith bought me a BLUE DAWN watch for Christmas! Way cool of him.

I'm currently debating whether I'll get him anything. Leaning heavily towards no.

 

[SteveB]

Suggested sig line for NorM:


"Love, NorM XXXOOO"

 

[NorM]

Suggested sig line for NorM:
"Love, NorM XXXOOO"

OBSESSION GUITARS
4114 CRAWFORD AVENUE
NORTHERN CAMBRIA , PA 15714

Is 62 miles away from Pittsburg. If you want to go see the guitar it will be there Tuesday and shipping out to me Wednesday. I'll tell Bree to let you see it.

Love NorM XXXOOO

 

[fsmith]

And if you act right now and make Bree an offer he can't refuse and it might not be shipping out on Wednesday...

NorM, I'm feeling your pain... That last week is a killer, but when I walk into my music room and see it hanging there... I get the biggest smile on my face. Damn it's a sweet guitar.

 

[SteveB]

OBSESSION GUITARS
4114 CRAWFORD AVENUE
NORTHERN CAMBRIA , PA 15714

Is 62 miles away from Pittsburg. If you want to go see the guitar it will be there Tuesday and shipping out to me Wednesday. I'll tell Bree to let you see it.

Love NorM XXXOOO

Drat! The timing is just all wrong.. I was in Indiana, PA yesterday while my wife was defending her dissertation! It would have been an easy drive from there.
THose "62" miles must be "as the crow flies" because you're talking somwhere in the area of a 2-hour drive to get to Northern Cambria using the actual roads.

Still.. not a bad drive for a shiny new Y2D which would be a twin to the one I have on order...

Now, the "Love, NorM XXXOOO" was supposed to replace that verbose signature line that you're currently using, not supplement it.

 

[NorM]

nOrm
did we ship it to the music store thats closed or Bree's porno shop?

Turns out you shipped it to the guitar store. But I do see how you could make that mistake and why you would be concerned.
Also found out that Bree has been lurking round here. Do you think he saw that other thing.
Stop one on the tour (not at Bree's porno shop) happens tomorrow.
<NorM smiles a big smile>