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blackspy

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Came across this somewhere, thought some of you might find it funny. Or possibly, relate to it somewhat. ;)

Before each gig, you find yourself warming up more parts of your body.

It becomes more important to find a place onstage for your box fan, than your amp.

During the second set, you scream for the drummer to please stop
hitting those annoying cymbals.

You refuse to play out of tune.

Your gig clothes make you look like George Burns out for a round of golf.

Your fans have left by 10:30 p.m.

All you want from groupies is a foot massage.

You love shopping the dollar store because you can sing along to
most of your playlist.

You hire band members for their values instead of their talent.

Instead of a fifth piece, your band wants to spring for a roadie
with the extra money.

You've lost the directions to the gig.

Prepping for the gig involves plucking hair from your chin or nose.

Most of the hair you've plucked from your chin or nose are gray.

You need your glasses to see your amp settings.

You've thrown out your back jumping off the stage.

You're thrilled to have New Year's Eve off.

The waitress is your daughter.

You stop the set because your bottle of Ibuprofen fell behind the speakers.

Most of your crowd just sways in their seats.

You find your drink tokens from last month's gig in your guitar case.

You no longer use a tip jar.

You refuse to play without earplugs.

You ask the club owner if you can start at 8:30 p.m. instead of 9:30 p.m.

You want an opening act.

You check the TV schedule before booking a gig.

High notes make you cough.

Your gig stool has a back.

You're related to at least one other member of the band.

You need a nap before the gig.

You don't let anyone "sit in."

After the third set, you bug the club owner to let you quit early.

During the breaks, you now go to your van to lay down.

You prefer a music stand with a light.

You don't recover until Tuesday afternoon.

You can't operate without a set list.

You say you double on bass.

You discourage playing longer than contracted.

You have a contract.
 

tsl2000

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Nov 12, 2005
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ouch!!!!!

man, hate to admit it, but a few things on that to old list hit home. i just quit my band for some of these reasons. gotta go now my arthritis is acting up.lol.
 
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