OT: I Have the Coolest Wife

[Rick]

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[ExLurker]

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[Rick]

 

[fogman]

"Oh shmoopy!"

 

[Big Poppa]

Stankys gal sounds like a firey little devil. On one hand I would tell Stanky to run for the hills and strap the trousers on if she is mentioning too many music mans. We know he has the belt buckle. THis is an unacceptable comment from any spousal unit.

Then she nails that pig vomit green bass that Stanky thinks is cool.....

There is hope for her. I may have to take her under my wing and train her properly. IF she passes I think I may make her a special bass as long as it isnt pink

 

[bassplayersgf]

"Firey little devil" ---> HECK YA! (what else would one expect from a preacher's kid)

"pig vomit green" ---> ooo i like the sound of that...that's definitely going into my vocabulary considering i've been calling it baby poop green.

Thanks for having hope BP. It's nice to know someone does! As far as "proper training" goes, we'll have to see about that. It sounds like I'm going to have to army crawl under barbed wire through mud. (ironically, i'm an army brat too)

pink ---> OH GOD! NOT PINK! I ain't girly enough for that mess. I think my closet consists of 2 pink shirts (LIGHT pink) and that's only cos Andrew preferred them over blue. ::shivers at the thought of a pink bass:: Heaven help me if you were thinking pink sparkle on top of that.

 

[bovinehost]

...I've been calling it baby poop green.

Be careful. Once upon a time, back when Heinz was still a prime example of the bass everyone wanted to hate, someone (who shall go unnamed) posted a photo to compare the poor bass with a, shall we say, 'used' diaper.

OH GOD! NOT PINK! I ain't girly enough for that mess.

There was this pink sparkle Sterling once....I liked it. You would, too, if you'd seen it.

You seem to be taking good care of young Stanky. He's a good man, so I like you by default, in spite of your attempts to insult the finest Stingray 5 ever built.



Jack

 

[bassplayersgf]

Stanky said he would like the pink sparkle. I'm just not a fan of pink all the time. And just because it sounds fan-freakin-tastic (so i've heard...haven't been able to see or hear it yet) does not under any circumstances mean it looks good.

Rest assured, Jack, Stanky has it. I wonder if this means it could distract him long enough so I could take the DD?? J/K I wouldn't do that to him. But the DD is my fave of his basses.

 

[Psycho Ward]

Well I can't let a thread like this go by without heaping some praise on my cool wife too!

She puts up with me, a certifiable psycho (hence the screen name) and does incredible work for this community here... AND SHE DIDN'T KILL ME OVER THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY ORDER!!!


HOW COOL IS THAT???

 

[Big Poppa]

Wait a minute...stanky decides that he prefers pink over baby blue? I may have to punish the boy.

Firy one Stick around....you fit in perfectly.

 

[Dr Stankface]

Find me a pink sparkle Sterling for sale and by God i'll buy it.



In a few months.

 

[bovinehost]

I may have to punish the boy.

Is Heinz not punishment enough?

SHE DIDN'T KILL ME OVER THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY ORDER!!!

I should probably chime in here, although many of you have met my wife and already know that - while she can be one of the toughest businesspersons you'd ever want to deal with - she is obviously cooler than the other side of the pillow.

She's way past keeping track of my basses, though, so she never says a thing except, "There's another box."

While we're saluting wives, I have to chime in with a word of praise for Mrs BP, who is the epitome of class. (Even when I dial the wrong number.)

Jack

 

[saxnbass]

Did someone say Pink Bass?

Yes, that's mine.

 

[Big Poppa]

did some newbie just post a fender here?

 

[saxnbass]

*runs off and hides*

It won't happen again. It's just that they were talking about pink basses.

 

[AnthonyD]

Busted!




Didn't even realize it was a bass... Thought it was something from AussieMark's closet...

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

Last October she was cool with letting me get this:

And now she's cool with letting me get this:

I'm a lucky boy.

Rick, you'll be even luckier on or about 6/29/07

 

[bovinehost]

I want to be lucky, too.

 

[PeteDuBaldo]

I want to be lucky, too.

11 May 2007 (in military for you)

 

[bovinehost]

I love you, man.