Mrs.Fogman searching for her husband Foggie.

[Colin]

Hi Mrs. Foggy! Look at the bright side! You could always be at the front of the line to be the fourth Mrs. Burst...

so what you're saying is you've been married so many times, you don't have acne scars... you have confetti scars?

 

[Headstock]

Attention Mrs Foggy and Mrs Brent

Ladies, lets take care of this addiction once and for all. Nip it in the bud and you can get your romance back on. I will buy their recent purchases from you. They both bought those nasty green guitars, right? Keep in mind they have depreciated a bit as they are used and wont be worth squat on the after market (green guitars don't sell). I'll give you each a great deal. $350 CASH in hand for them. Think of it as my little bit to get your relationships back on track. Don't worry I am not married so they wont wreck havoc on yet another marriage. Lets make this happen quickly. Quicker they ship, the quicker you all can get back to rock'in the knot.


PS - If you call my home and a woman answers, thats my sister. Don't mention the guitar, its best we talk.

 

[fogman]

well thank-you everyone for your concern, advice and even your "offers".
much appreciated.
i will not surrender to any instrument, even if it is a "dargie".
i have purchased "dargie" underwear and offered to paint myself green.
i have taken a pic of myself with it, so at least he can't play it without
thinking of me! and i wrote "i am a guitar forum" across my stomach.
(that would make a great ad, by the way.)

and as for all the pics he has, he should get a commission!

 

[Larry]

And yet Foggy only has one ball. Just wait till the "collection" grows.

 

[Dizzy]

Is this the same Mrs Fogman my unconverted G*bson friend raves about on
www.EBMM-widows-looking-for-a-shag.com ???

 

[candid_x]

You rock, Mrs. Foggy. You both rock the knot! (that's not an offensive term here, honest.. just ask Mr. Foggy)

 

[Big Poppa]

mrs foggy I remember the painted stomach shots. Has Foggy gotten worse since the Dargie?

 

[fogman]

mrs foggy I remember the painted stomach shots. Has Foggy gotten worse since the Dargie?

tons worse.
how can you turn down a pretty naked thing willing to try so hard.............
at least this is a fairly "clean" forum. the BEST actually.
others seem to be quite trashy.

 

[lumberjack]

tons worse.
how can you turn down a pretty naked thing willing to try so hard.......

Hello Mrs Foggy,

We tell new forum members that their guitars don't exist without pictures. So I'm going to say without pictures, how do we know that you really exist. Like you said, it is a pretty clean forum so you can leave the naked part out.....unless you feel it's necessary. .

Is Foggy away this weekend, cause I'm wondering how you are using his identity to post with him responding even once.......unless he's tied up somewhere?

Foggy,
Word of advice, play with your wife first then play with your balls. Then everybody is happy.

Scott

 

[bizzaro fogman]

Hello Mrs Foggy,

So I'm going to say without pictures, how do we know that you really exist.

Is Foggy away this weekend, cause I'm wondering how you are using his identity to post with him responding even once.......unless he's tied up somewhere?

Scott

Scott,

I've worked hard to try and get her to come on. So I haven't posted to this thread because I don't want to reign on her parade.
Here's the stomach shot again. Maybe if you guys beg her, I can get her to do a pic with the Dargie!

 

[lumberjack]

Maybe if you guys beg her, I can get her to do a pic with the Dargie!

PLEASEplease, please, please, please,please, please, please, please. Hope that's enough begging.

 

[fogman]

Hello Mrs Foggy,

We tell new forum members that their guitars don't exist without pictures. So I'm going to say without pictures, how do we know that you really exist. Like you said, it is a pretty clean forum so you can leave the naked part out.....unless you feel it's necessary. .

Is Foggy away this weekend, cause I'm wondering how you are using his identity to post with him responding even once.......unless he's tied up somewhere?

Foggy,
Word of advice, play with your wife first then play with your balls. Then everybody is happy.

Scott

thank-you Scott. good advice. i'm sending a pic and by the way, you look exactly like my bro. my daughter was freaked.

 

[Big Poppa]

no pic no mrs foggy

 

[Psychicpet]

well, to break the ice for Mrs.Fogg......

here's Mrs.Pet...

 

[Big Poppa]

maybe all mrs foggy had to do was break out the camera.............

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I'll help break the ice more. Here's miss Sub lookin like the supernanny

 

[lumberjack]

thank-you Scott. good advice. i'm sending a pic and by the way, you look exactly like my bro. my daughter was freaked.

Mrs Foggy,

Now YOU are freaking me out. It was very funny when the Canadian forumites met a few weeks ago. Your daughter was starin' at me for the longest time and I was wondering what was going on. She did look a little freaked. I'm no Brad Pitt, but it's a strech to say I look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Was my fly open, did I have have food between my teeth? Then I heard her comment to Foggy that I looked a lot like her uncle. Not just looks but apparantly some of my expressions, too. I thought one of me was bad enough.

 

[SteveB]

Mrs. Foggy,

Have you tried:

Rubbing yourself down with Birchwood-Casey Gunstock oil and wax?

Tattooing a birdseye pattern on your torso?

Calling your husband "Sterling"?

 

[lumberjack]

Mrs. Foggy,

Have you tried:

Rubbing yourself down with Birchwood-Casey Gunstock oil and wax?

LMAO!!!!! That sounds appealing. I might try that myself.

 

[Tim O'Sullivan]

And one of Miss Tim O'S in Paris outside the Louvre