Songs you cannot stand

[andynpeters]

"who let the freaking dogs out"

" the ketchup song" ... i mean... are we all on drugs that it becomes a hit?...no one actually knew the lyrics but they still tried to sing along as they danced the funny bow legged chicken dance.


this is so fun.

Did a 4 month stint on a Bahamas cruise ship....they played "dogs" about 4 times an hour on the ship's Muzak. I surely never need to hear it again.

As for the "ketchup song" it's actually pretty good stuff.....but only by comparison with other Spanish girly pop.

 

[andynpeters]

Let's just agree to disagree, eh? Both of those songs give me gas.

In fact, all "Southern Rock" makes me cringe. It's just country with a distortion pedal.

And the "singer" from Molly Hatchet sounds like Fozzie Bear.

Ritchie

Look pal, I've no idea who "Molly Hatchet" might be but there'll be trouble if I see any more criticism of the great Fozzie Bear!!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I know you are all going to hate me for saying this, but anything Frank Zappa has ever done makes me want to eat packing peanuts until I explode. "Experimental" just doesn't do it for me. *ducking*

Agreed, you aren't alone

I hate it when all you can say about music is "it's different"

 

[SteveB]

I know you are all going to hate me for saying this, but anything Frank Zappa has ever done makes me want to eat packing peanuts until I explode. "Experimental" just doesn't do it for me. *ducking*

Beth,

I know how you feel because I love all things FZ but I can't stand anything by Elvis Costello. I've tried, but those packing peanuts just start to beckon... please don't hate me!

 

[Jimothy JP7]

Damn I'm surprised no ones mentioned this yet...


Eiffel 65?

I'm blue, abbadee abbadie. Abbadee, abbadie. And so on...


Music with useless syllable-play gives me the determination to swim in the local river.

Bata used to dump their nasty shoe byproducts into it.


It's probably 4 feet deep and I can't swim.


Heres another one, Green Day. When the first soundwave of anything they've ever been associated with enters my head, 2 liter bottle sized cysts covered in hockey puck-like ulcers develope in my lungs and ear drums instantaneously, and my body explodes from the pressure as I scream at the sky, "WHY GOD WHY!??!?!!! WHY DOES BILLY JOE HAVE A SIGNATURE GIBSON!!!?!?!!"


Sorry about that.

 

[Beth]

Beth,

I know how you feel because I love all things FZ but I can't stand anything by Elvis Costello. I've tried, but those packing peanuts just start to beckon... please don't hate me!

DOH! Ok, someone ripped on Elvis Costello. Close the thread.



Just kidding! We're all entitled to our opinions (even if they do spawn from the gutters of the rankest depths of ignorance, )

 

[Jodizzle]

Eiffel 65?

I'm blue, abbadee abbadie. Abbadee, abbadie. And so on...

.

OOooooh, I forgot about that song. Blast it all, now I'm probably gonna have it stuck in my head all day. Along with that stupid song, I cannot stand any club/pop type mixer of a song that fits best in car commercials. Those aren't songs!!! Mr. Spell could make a better melody than that.

~Where did all the talent go????

 

[Jimothy JP7]

I know man, the day I succomb to a car commercial will be the day VW uses "The Mirror" in an ad.

 

[kevin]

Damn I'm surprised no ones mentioned this yet...


Eiffel 65?

I'm blue, abbadee abbadie. Abbadee, abbadie. And so on...

the old bathroom in my college/bachelor pad days back in SLO(we had a 5 bedroom, with 6 college students living there) was painted AQUA BLUE!!!! And whenever we'd have a party we would put that song on "repeat" while it played on the bathroom cd player. Not a fun thing to listen to as your on your knee's vowing to never drink again!!

 

[Jodizzle]

Speaking of bathrooms ... Beth was kind enough to provide my exiting the women's restroom
with a subtle soundtrack ..... Doo abbaa dee abba daa abbaa dee abbooo da ... AAAHHHH!
It will haunt me all day.
She also polished off that horrible song with I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world .... Darn you Beth!!

 

[Beth]

I still have that stupid Honkey Tonk Badonkey Donk song in my head from last week. AAAK MAKE IT STOP!!!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

I have a version of Barbie Girl in german....... it's just as bad as the other one

 

[muggsy]

Reading threads like this make me glad that I stopped paying attention to popular music about 20 years ago. I've never heard (or even heard of) many of the songs mentioned here, and that seems like a good thing. I've already heard enough bad music to last a lifetime anyway.

To me, truly horrible songs are a combination of artist, music and lyrics, so I don't see the point of making blanket statements that I don't like a particular artist. It's interesting to see who hates what, especially when it comes to artists that have earned critical respect through long careers, but you know what they say about opinions.

With a one-year old daughter, most of the songs that get stuck in my head these days are on her CDs anyway.

 

[francric]

And the "singer" from Molly Hatchet sounds like Fozzie Bear.

Ritchie

Dude, you are so right.....................poor Fozzie Bear.

 

[Beth]

To me, truly horrible songs are a combination of artist, music and lyrics, so I don't see the point of making blanket statements that I don't like a particular artist. It's interesting to see who hates what, especially when it comes to artists that have earned critical respect through long careers, but you know what they say about opinions. .

Turd in the punchbowl alert! *makes fart noise*

And that concludes my immature fun for today!

 

[Sub1 Zero]

Are you kidding me? It's not even 2pm there yet and you are concluding the immature fun? Gonna be a long day....

 

[Jodizzle]

but you know what they say about opinions.

.

What do they say about opinions??

Is that how you really spell turd .. never really thought about it ..

 

[Beth]

Ask Applestash what *they* say about opinions. He loves that saying and throws it around all the time.

I guess you could spell it any other way too: terd, tird, teurd


*fart noise*

 

[Jodizzle]

The Dictionary on our computers say ..

"WordNet (r) 2.0"
turd
n : obscene terms for feces syn: crap, dirt, sh*t,
poop

"Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0"
51 Moby Thesaurus words for "turd":
BM, SOB, bastard, bowel movement, buffalo chips, bugger, ca-ca,
coprolite, coprolith, cow chips, cow flops, cow pats, crap, creep,
cur, defecation, dingleberry, dog, droppings, dung, fart, feces,
feculence, guano, heel, hood, hooligan, jakes, jerk, louse, manure,
meanie, mother, movement, night soil, ordure, pill, prick, rat,
scum, sewage, sewerage, ****, ****head, ****heel, skunk, snake,
stinkard, stinker, stool, toad

 

[Sub1 Zero]

"WordNet (r) 2.0"
turd
n : obscene terms for feces syn: crap, dirt, sh*t,
poop

"Moby Thesaurus II by Grady Ward, 1.0"
51 Moby Thesaurus words for "turd":
BM, SOB, bastard, bowel movement, buffalo chips, bugger, ca-ca,
coprolite, coprolith, cow chips, cow flops, cow pats, crap, creep,
cur, defecation, dingleberry, dog, droppings, dung, fart, feces,
feculence, guano, heel, hood, hooligan, jakes, jerk, louse, manure,
meanie, mother, movement, night soil, ordure, pill, prick, rat,
scum, sewage, sewerage, ****, ****head, ****heel, skunk, snake,
stinkard, stinker, stool, toad

You forgot poop