ptg leaving forum as well

[ptg]

I know this won't create the same buzz, but I am leaving the forum as well and I have a confession to make:

Over the last year or so I have been running an internet scam posing as a Lagos attorney. I finally have someone, a Mr. Ball, who has bought into it. I shall be retiring immediately and going underground for a while.

Once I have this money, I plan on spending it to buy many MusicMan basses, so I'm sure this Mr. Ball will never find me!

So take care all and be well.

Wait, I just got an email...This poor woman in Russia will die without an operation? I've got to wire her some money!

 

[Big Poppa]

There must be a mistake...there must be two mr balls as Im gettng the large check

 

[adouglas]

There must be a mistake...there must be two mr balls

<*checks trousers*>

Yep. There are.

 

[ptg]

There must be a mistake...there must be two mr balls as Im gettng the large check

I'm sorry, there was a misprint in my last email to you. You will be receivng a large Czech. His name is Ivan and I must warn you he eats a lot and has a bad temper. Sorry for the misunderstand but being from Lagos, my English is poor.

As far as adouglas goes - uh oh, where is this thread heading?

 

[PocketGroove82]

bwaaahaha.
You guys cracked me up today!

I love those masterblasted emails. I usually leave my favorite ones in my work inbox just for a laugh on rough days. My current favorite is entitled:

"Take Your Award, Mr. World's Smallest Schlong 2006!"


...wait, can I say Schlong here?