Any of you Poms near Downend, Bristol ?

[Dizzy]

I'll be flying to the Land of Crooked Teeth for 3 weeks in December to take the kids to see their pommy relatives. (My wife is English)

Any of you Knuckleheads nearby ?

Any shops / gigs I should check out ?

The schedule is going to be very tight (I'm actually going over 2 weeks after my wife & kids), but it'd be good to sink a Pint or 6 with a knucklehead !

 

[DrGonzo5150]

My wife is English

I am so sorry to hear that Diz...

When did you find out?...How are you holding up?

Just take it one day at a time...

You'll be alright.


Ps.
Land of the Crooked Teeth - Classic!

 

[Dizzy]

I am so sorry to hear that Diz...

When did you find out?...How are you holding up?

Just take it one day at a time...

You'll be alright.

LMAO.

Yeah, she got me a good one.

Was a smooth exotic accent, right up until we got married.

Then it was like "alryte mee girt lush luvverrr, ow 'boot a cuppa cha ??"

 

[Jimmyb]

How did she manage to get into Oz in the first place?

What crime did she commit?

 

[threeminutesboy]

Bristol is toooooooooo far for me Dizzy I might be in London in december and love to share a beer with you if I could

Wait and see

 

[spkirby]

I'm less worried about your wife being British, more that she came from Bristol

 

[DrGonzo5150]

LMAO.

Yeah, she got me a good one.

Was a smooth exotic accent, right up until we got married.

Then it was like "alryte mee girt lush luvverrr, ow 'boot a cuppa cha ??"

LMAO!!

Haha i can see it now...

Dizz begins to cut the wedding cake, his new Bride steps forward with champagne...
"Fresshun ya drink guvvvNa?"

Haha... I'm logging off before i start rambling about warm beer, margret thatcher and cricket

 

[Jimmyb]

You won't be that far away from the land of the SpudMurphy.

 

[Dizzy]

How did she manage to get into Oz in the first place?

What crime did she commit?

They actually deported her.

Apparently she didn't whinge enough to be called a real Pom.

I might get her retested when we're back - I'm sure they messed up the original test results

I'm less worried about your wife being British, more that she came from Bristol

HeHe ; Luckily she flew the nest as soon as she could get out. She's about Bristolian as Vegemite these days.

 

[robelinda2]

There's no way I could fake being a Pom. I will NEVER accept that 2 run defeat in that 2nd test in the 2005 Ashes. I actually got drunk for only the 2nd time in my life that night ( yeah yeah so I dont drink alcohol, wanna fight about it?), on a bottle of wine called Cricket Pitch! Bloody Poms. At least the 5-0 thrashing in 06/07 went some way to easing the pain.

Give em hell Dizzy.

 

[Jimmyb]

I think we're only whinging so much because the place is full of Aussie's stealing our bar work

 

[Jimmyb]

There's no way I could fake being a Pom. I will NEVER accept that 2 run defeat in that 2nd test in the 2005 Ashes. I actually got drunk for only the 2nd time in my life that night ( yeah yeah so I dont drink alcohol, wanna fight about it?), on a bottle of wine called Cricket Pitch! Bloody Poms. At least the 5-0 thrashing in 06/07 went some way to easing the pain.

Give em hell Dizzy.

Yeah, we're not doing so well with the cricket. I think we must have spent too long thinking about the olympics....

 

[Dizzy]

There's no way I could fake being a Pom. I will NEVER accept that 2 run defeat in that 2nd test in the 2005 Ashes.

HeHe, I was in England when they won.
Bloody hell, with the way they carried on was like they'd never won anything EVER !
It was unbearable !


Of course, I'm sure none of that applies to you distinguished English knuckleheads !

 

[Dizzy]

I think we're only whinging so much because the place is full of Aussie's stealing our bar work

Well that was always going to happen.
We can't have you lot serving warm, flat beer forever, can we ?

 

[Jimmyb]

Thankfully, I don't really follow much sport, I wouldn't be able to cope with the continual heart-break!!!

 

[Bungo]

We can't have you lot serving warm, flat beer forever, can we ?

You know that we only drink that to get rid of the 'taste' of Fosters right?

 

[DrGonzo5150]

You know that we only drink that to get rid of the 'taste' of Fosters right?

Foster's United Kingdom web site claims that "Brits drink over 30 pints of the Amber Nectar every second".

You know no one in Australia actually drinks that crap!!!???

It only takes one advert with crocodile dundee and you Poms will buy anything...

 

[Bungo]

You know no one in Australia actually drinks that crap!!!???

It only takes one advert with crocodile dundee and you Poms will buy anything...

Presumably nobody in Oz drinks it because they're too busy downing the XXXX?

Actually Crocodile Dundee is held in very high regard over here, he's right up there along with Jason Donovan and Rolf Harris...

 

[Dizzy]

Foster's United Kingdom web site claims that "Brits drink over 30 pints of the Amber Nectar every second".

You know no one in Australia actually drinks that crap!!!???

It only takes one advert with crocodile dundee and you Poms will buy anything...

LMAO !!

As the young'uns say these days : "OWNED !!!" (PWNED ??)

Spins me out when I see Fosters over there - who in their right mind would drink that shyte ? ......... oh, hangon a minute, we're talking about a mob who drink warm, flat beer.

 

[colinboy]

why dont you hop on a plane dizzy when your in the uk and come to ireland and il introduce you to some real beer.

anice cold pint of GUINNESS!