Are you up to the 'Music Man' challenge?

[adouglas]

Why a Music Man is better than a dog......

They dont shed

They get along with cats AND mailmen

they dont die in ten years

they are housebroken

they dont sniff your guests crotches

They Never hump your leg

they dont make giant yellow splotches on you lawn

Are you sure about all of this? Sounds like a pretty fair description of my Bongo, actually, with the notable exception of the ten years bit and the shedding.

I'm SURE cats don't like it. I'm reasonably certain I've seen it sniffing a crotch or three. I'm pretty sure I could kill my lawn with it. And I know it humps my leg. (Or is that the other way around? )

 

[adouglas]

A Morse is a Morse
Of course, of course
And no one can play with a Morse, of course
That is, of course
Unless the Morse
Is the famous MM Morse!

 

[adouglas]

A Morse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, why so many pickups?"

Ba-dum-bum.

 

[Sherry SK8]

A Morse a Morse, my Gibson for a Morse!


I don't actually own a Gibson.................but if I did, I'd want a Morse!

Pa ha ha!!

 

[tommyindelaware]

I love ABBA

so does steve morse !!!!

 

[67tele]

Behind Every Good Man There's an ASS

 

[jabba]

"I love the smell of Music Man in the morning".......Robert Duval from Apocalypse now

 

[savannah_sean]

I was listening to Ozzy on the way to work today and realized that "Sweet Leaf" translates almost verbatim, and I thought of this thread...

"All right now! Try one out!

STRAT people don't know
what you're about
they put you down
and shut you out
You gave to me
A new belief
And soon the world
will love you BP!"

 

[Heeboja]

I've got a "simple" one for ya. Props goes to whoever comes up with the origional to this one:

"Music Man or death?"
"Music Man, please."
"Allright. Music Man it is."

"Music Man or death?"
"Death, please. Oh no, I meant Music Man."
"Aahaa, you said death!"
"No but I meant Music Man."
"Allright then. Here you go."

"Music Man or Death?"
"I'll have a Music Man, please."
"We're out of Music Man."
"So my choice is or Death?"
"Yes."
"I'll have Sterling By Music Man, then."
"Here you go. Some strings also."

 

[ShaneV]

I've got a "simple" one for ya. Props goes to whoever comes up with the origional to this one:

"Music Man or death?"
"Music Man, please."
"Allright. Music Man it is."

"Music Man or death?"
"Death, please. Oh no, I meant Music Man."
"Aahaa, you said death!"
"No but I meant Music Man."
"Allright then. Here you go."

"Music Man or Death?"
"I'll have a Music Man, please."
"We're out of Music Man."
"So my choice is or Death?"
"Yes."
"I'll have Sterling By Music Man, then."
"Here you go. Some strings also."

Holy threadsurrection Eddie Izzard!

 

[Heeboja]

It wasn't me! Gosh I didn't look at the dates bah... It was spambot who resurrected this thread and it was deleted... Damn it! I'll choose death now.

 

[zombywoof]

MusicMan: it's worth every minutes of the 3 months wait!
(I have one due in august...)

 

[bkrumme]

"Built Music Man Tough"

"Dude, you're getting a Music Man!"

"Where's the Music Man?"

"Hello Music Man"

"Everything is easier on a Music Man"

"There's a smile in every Music Man"

"A Music Man is forever"

"A Music Man is a terrible thing to waste"

"What would you dooOOoo for a Music Man?"

"Between love and madness lies Music Man"

"Obey your Music Man"

"Like a good neighbor, Music Man is there"

"Always Music Man"

 

[Laneto]

Ask not what your Music Man can do for you - ask what you can do for your Music Man.

or

It's not the years in your Music Man, it's the Music Man in your years.


Both Presidential, fitting for these guitars.

 

[browndog]

Cold late night so long ago
When I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
Never seen eyes so blue
You know I could not run away
It seemed we'd seen each other in a dream
It seemed like he knew me
He looked right through me, yeah
Come on home, girl he said with a smile
You don't have to love me yet
Let's get high awhile
But try to understand
Try to understand
Try try try to understand
It’s a Music Man.

Winter nights we sang in tune
Played inside the months of moon
Never think of never
Let this spell last forever
Summer lover passed to fall
Tried to realize it all
Mama says she's worried
Growing up in a hurry, yeah
Come on home, girl mama cried on the phone
Too soon to lose my baby and my girl should be at home!
But try to understand, try to understand
Try try try to understand
It's a Music Man, mama, ah ...
It's a Music Man"

 

[Zippoman]

"Its a ****ing Music Man, man!"

"****ing Music Man."

I like stars hah.

 

[B2D]

"Music Man is a path to abilities which many consider to be unnatural."

 

[savannah_sean]

"If I had ten divisions of Music Men, our troubles here would be over very quickly."

 

[Stratty316]

for Fing...

Four score and SEVEN MUSIC MAN’s AGO our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new Guitar, conceived in San Luis Obispo, and dedicated to the proposition that all Guitars are not created equal.

 

[B2D]

"Music Man. Because anything less would be uncivilized!"