just when i thought my life was over...

[cyoungnashville]

as some of you know, ive been pretty down in the dumps lately since my gamechanger was stolen by 2 juvenile delinquents and a real smooth talkin snake oil salesman, video crime team that travel around together , scamming unsuspecting top regional bass pros out of rare custom prototypes. theyre like a pack of gypsy wolves, if wolves traveled by personal jet, and took you out for appetizers, just to get your guard down. the bright side to this personal hell, is that over the last week, my big al 5 (who i call "bongowood"), has been absolutely ripping my face off. bongowood's really stepped up to the plate and for a few moments (here and there) i almost forget about the home invasion / burglary. the ring leader also stole some of my stolen breath mints on his way out. it doesnt get lower than that. he'll get his someday.

 

[Hellboy]

as some of you know, ive been pretty down in the dumps lately since my gamechanger was stolen by 2 juvenile delinquents and a real smooth talkin snake oil salesman, video crime team that travel around together , scamming unsuspecting top regional bass pros out of rare custom prototypes. theyre like a pack of gypsy wolves, if wolves traveled by personal jet, and took you out for appetizers, just to get your guard down. the bright side to this personal hell, is that over the last week, my big al 5 (who i call "bongowood"), has been absolutely ripping my face off. bongowood's really stepped up to the plate and for a few moments (here and there) i almost forget about the home invasion / burglary. the ring leader also stole some of my stolen breath mints on his way out. it doesnt get lower than that. he'll get his someday.

I was told that they found you not worthy so they gave that bass to Yngwie Malmsteen instead. He´s scalloped the fretboard and has played many more notes during one hour than you managed during several weeks. Now THAT´s what I call musicianship.

//J

P.S. Only kidding. You´re the man. D.S.

 

[strummer]

I am so happy for you Craig.

 

[bovinehost]

I am so happy for you Craig.

I think I am, too, unless I'm not supposed to be happy for you, in which case I'm not, and also swear my allegiance and will join the roving band of reasonably violent Nashville hipster musicians and walk the earth in search of the people who, um, took your breath mints.

 

[adouglas]

Consider this little setback an opportunity for personal growth.

You can withdraw into your shell and become a bitter person, bemoaning your misfortune, gnashing your teeth and suchlike.





Or you can do something positive, like plan revenge.

 

[tkarter]

Or just get drunk and not worry about things while life happens.

tk

 

[jlepre]

Did I miss something? I don't get it...

 

[tkarter]

Did I miss something? I don't get it...

1 drunk holding out against a a bunch of tea totallers. LOL

tk

 

[Jim Roseberry]

as some of you know, ive been pretty down in the dumps lately since my gamechanger was stolen by 2 juvenile delinquents and a real smooth talkin snake oil salesman, video crime team that travel around together , scamming unsuspecting top regional bass pros out of rare custom prototypes. theyre like a pack of gypsy wolves, if wolves traveled by personal jet, and took you out for appetizers, just to get your guard down. the bright side to this personal hell, is that over the last week, my big al 5 (who i call "bongowood"), has been absolutely ripping my face off. bongowood's really stepped up to the plate and for a few moments (here and there) i almost forget about the home invasion / burglary. the ring leader also stole some of my stolen breath mints on his way out. it doesnt get lower than that. he'll get his someday.

Sounds like there's a country song in there somewhere...

 

[oli@bass]

juvenile delinquents and the smooth talkin snake oil salesman

That the title of your next album?

 

[five7]

Did they change any diapers?

 

[cyoungnashville]

Did they change any diapers?

nah bert, as far as i know, bp made it the whole trip without having any accidents.

 

[tkarter]

nah bert, as far as i know, bp made it the whole trip without having any accidents.

LOL

tk

 

[adouglas]

nah bert, as far as i know, bp made it the whole trip without having any accidents.

Oh, that's cold.

 

[Big Poppa]

Drew took the breath mints because he became painfully aware during the set up for the video that you were not using them We had to stop a a CVS to get some Afrosheen for his nose hairs after adjusting your lapel mike. He did not want the mints to go to waste.

 

[fly]

Sounds like there's a country song in there somewhere...

hey,if you played it backwards,Craig might get the gamechanger back.

 

[Aussie Mark]

Offer this trade to BP - 10% of your kids hair for a Gamechanger.