Off Topic John Petrucci's Turkeys

[dkannen]

Was trolling around on facebook, and saw this picture with this caption:

"Smokin' some turkey breasts in my new Mak grill. Thanks Sterling!"

Freakin awesome! I bet when John signed on with MM he didn't know that he'd be receiving not only guitars but grills too... Gotta love BP and MM for things like this. They look like they turned out pretty well too

 

[JayDawg]

I saw that too! Looks delicious.

 

[ohdamnitsdevin]

I can imagine one turkey being solely for John Petrucci and the other for his family. That mans a body builder so he needs to fuel his massive guns properly!

 

[ScoobySteve]

So I know the two turkeys are for JP, but what does the rest of the fam eat?

 

[Big Poppa]

He said they were off the charts

 

[mmbassplayer]

I saw JP's post last night... Then saw this this morning in my own backyard.

 

[beej]

One of the strangest thread titles I've seen in a while.

 

[ohdamnitsdevin]

One of the strangest thread titles I've seen in a while.

Sounds like a challenge!

 

[roburado]

Nice! Stainless steel version! I keep meaning to bring JP some ribs when he comes through town on tour.

 

[ohdamnitsdevin]

Nice! Stainless steel version! I keep meaning to bring JP some ribs when he comes through town on tour.

How can one be in a position to do this?

I'd happily hand feed him ribs! In one hand RIBS, in the other a warm towel. From here I'd alternate between feeding and cleaning. The process would be similar but not limited to:Here, have a bite, I clean you off, have a bite, I clean you off, etc. until he wanted for nothing.

Soon after, I'd allow him to bench press my body for maximum gains.

This would be nothing short of the best day of my life. I'd record it and put it on YouTube for you all.

 

[Jamie M]

How can one be in a position to do this?

I'd happily hand feed him ribs! In one hand RIBS, in the other a warm towel. From here I'd alternate between feeding and cleaning. The process would be similar but not limited to:Here, have a bite, I clean you off, have a bite, I clean you off, etc. until he wanted for nothing.

Soon after, I'd allow him to bench press my body for maximum gains.

This would be nothing short of the best day of my life. I'd record it and put it on YouTube for you all.

That would be one strange and brilliant youtube moment!

 

[coldsummer]

How can one be in a position to do this?

I'd happily hand feed him ribs! In one hand RIBS, in the other a warm towel. From here I'd alternate between feeding and cleaning. The process would be similar but not limited to:Here, have a bite, I clean you off, have a bite, I clean you off, etc. until he wanted for nothing.

Soon after, I'd allow him to bench press my body for maximum gains.

This would be nothing short of the best day of my life. I'd record it and put it on YouTube for you all.

Thank you. That lifted my Monday morning blues!

 

[ohdamnitsdevin]

That would be one strange and brilliant youtube moment!

It would be nothing short of amazing if John agreed to this. I highly doubt he ever would but, a man can dream.

 

[beej]

... have a bite, I clean you off, have a bite, I clean you off, etc. until he wanted for nothing ...

I think I hear the sounds of a restraining order being drafted

 

[ScoobySteve]

How can one be in a position to do this?

I'd happily hand feed him ribs! In one hand RIBS, in the other a warm towel. From here I'd alternate between feeding and cleaning. The process would be similar but not limited to:Here, have a bite, I clean you off, have a bite, I clean you off, etc. until he wanted for nothing.

Soon after, I'd allow him to bench press my body for maximum gains.

This would be nothing short of the best day of my life. I'd record it and put it on YouTube for you all.

I love ya Dev, but.... too far man, hahahaha

Just take one of those turkeys, and put a slice of bread on either side. That'll do. And new cobalt strings which can withstand the temperatures of the sun.

 

[ohdamnitsdevin]

I love ya Dev, but.... too far man, hahahaha

Just take one of those turkeys, and put a slice of bread on either side. That'll do. And new cobalt strings which can withstand the temperatures of the sun.

I knew exactly how far I was taking it Steve! hahaha

Of course that senario would be ridiculous. I cant imagine anyone getting any kind of pleasure from having someone clean off their face between each and every bite. (unless said bites contained a lot of BBQ, like... A LOT) Then, I dont think I'd mind having a personal servant preparing me for my next bite. In reality though, Having a nice, high protein lunch with John where we both are able to enjoy our food and conversate would be ideal. Having said that, I'd still allow him to bench all 175LBS of me if he wanted to. Which, he definitely should.


Definitely.